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Originally posted by justsomeboreddude
Originally posted by ProtoplasmicTraveler
I would like to add for the record that the monkeys did not just fly out of my butt but flew out of my butt on advanced New World Order prototype spacecraft modeled off of the reptilians’.
Normally this would not have been cause for alarm but I heard the monkey captain clearly say to lay in a course for Planet X!
At least I think he said that as I had the flaps down on my tinfoil hat! I normally don’t but it was chilly that day.
Now the thing that really panicked me was the co-monkey answering back saying “Thank G-d, they will know what to do about those heathen evolutionists once we get there”
Are you trying to tell me this kind of thing does not happen to everyone?
Thank you so much. This is just what I was looking for when I started this thread. I just busted a gut. I feel bad for you because your mind works a whole lot like mine.
Oh come on mine was golden. Schizophrenia, talking cats, Cthulhu, Glenn Beck, The Whole Revealed relieve thing, and Will Smith Lyrics.
Originally posted by justsomeboreddude
reply to post by Anubis_4400
LOL, Look on page 3. I left you a post. It said your post was great so I starred you and made you a friend. Not that being my friend is a great reward or anything.
Originally posted by justsomeboreddude
I love ATS. BUT
Why are there so many crazy people on ATS. You know the ones. , we probably shouldnt name name's just to protect the identity of the non-innocent.
[edit on 23-4-2009 by justsomeboreddude]
Originally posted by topsecretombomb
Um, guys we need to point out the real problem here on ATS.
And thats the people in charge of all the disinfo here! Keep your eyes peeled boys theyre already here!