Aliens Want Midgets

My bad, Little People.

Anyhow, if Aliens were proven to come to Earth, not for some reptilian conquering quest but for tourism...what would they be coming for...we've obviously seen their passion for watching the human ass clench in abject terror as they perform anal probing for other tourist aliens...but what other experiences, movies, drinks, food, etc, would they also be coming for?

I think they're coming for Superman comics, Mountain Dew Code Red and Newport 100's.

I guess there scared sh*tless of our flying friend. The only one to stop them.
Well him, and the Bush accadamy......

im gonna need lots of hot pockets an all the seasons of zena on dvd. they wont take me or my short stubby legs alive!

Could it be then that Seth Green and Danny Devito are alien Hybrids?

Spiderj

*enters 55th Dew U code at Dew U dot com*

*puts on extra pair of underwear*

*gives self wedgy*

They want my Dew U points...they want my Dew U points...they...

*rocks back and forth*



Oh yeah, I also think they want Earth women...just...not the ones that play WNBA.

Originally posted by Spiderj
Could it be then that Seth Green and Danny Devito are alien Hybrids?

Spiderj

For awhile there I thought the Hobbits in the Lord of The Rings trilogy were Hybrids...then I found out it was all special FX...DAMN YOU PETER JACKSON!!!

my guess is they would come to drop pcp ....participate in gang warfare....what a rushhhhhh and worship satan

LOL the hobbits are comming to take me away HO HO! there comming to take me away he he.

i think all the teen pop stars are hybrids.

maybe they are coming for our children????

ocelot's thread on missing children still disturbs me, what if aliens were kidnapping all these kids??

i know, i know, don't blame mankind's cruelty for abusing and killing children on aliens..i'll stop now.

Does anyone have the link to ocelots thread, sounds intriguing.

Paul

Aliens probably want a bit our sweet sweet NASCAR action as well!



[Edited on 4-22-2004 by Preest]

Aliens really just want midgets!?! Now here is the thread of serious discussion that I have been waiting for.

Perhaps the gravity on their home planet has become so strong that their work force can no longer do the manual labor because they are so tall and thin and thus do not have the muscle mass and form to lift things. Midgets would be the perfect answer! They are short and stout.....this is my handle this is my spout. Red rover, red rover let little dwarf Jimmy come over and slave away all the live long day. Close to the ground so he won't fall over...just like a weeble wobble. Weeble Wobbles weeble but they don't fall down!

Or perhaps they have used up all of the wood from their forests and they could no longer produce wooden tables. The answer: Just scotch tape a bunch of midgets together and glue little drink costers to their heads.


Yes, I know! I fully expect to get beat up by a roaming gang of mutated midgets on the way to my car tonight.

Originally posted by worldwatcher

maybe they are coming for our children????

ocelot's thread on missing children still disturbs me, what if aliens were kidnapping all these kids??

i know, i know, don't blame mankind's cruelty for abusing and killing children on aliens..i'll stop now.

What if they're not kidnapping children but taking them away from their sexually, physically & emotionally abusive parents? Or...maybe they can see into the future and see horrible futures for the children so they remove them to another place for a better world and one day they'll come back to Earth like the geezers from Cocoon?

Or maybe they're luring children to their planet with promises of unlimited Mountain Dew Code Red, Newports and Superman comics?

I'd go.

I think that Nick Cage and his legion of fans are hybrids. I mean, how could such a crappy actor become famous? Some sort of intergalactic treaty to send the untalented here to Earth to piss off the masses, that's how. His fans are just genetically inclined to find their own kind entertaining.

As for the aliens wanting midgets, I can see that. They'd take less time to cook.

Mmmmmmmmm midget. *drools*

[Edited on 4/22/04 by NotTooHappy]

Originally posted by NotTooHappy
I think that Nick Cage and his legion of fans are hybrids. I mean, how could such a crappy actor become famous? Some sort of intergalactic treaty to send the untalented here to Earth to piss off the masses, that's how. His fans are just genetically inclined to find their own kind entertaining.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say they probably dig Kevin Spacey, Paris Hilton and Gary Coleman as well.

Iridium90 here's the link:

Conspiracy of Missing Children

Preest, I wouldn't know if the aliens intentions are good or not, maybe they are saving those kids from a more horrible fate, or maybe they know those kids won't be missed so they commit unspeakable horrors and not worry about making a big deal of it.

but midgets-short people-children..
coincidence or not....you just never know now do you?

[Edited on 4-22-2004 by worldwatcher]

About 3 years ago me and a few of my friends went to six flags for vacation. We had a great time with nothing too out of the usual except i saw a kid who looks just like little bow wow. Anyway nothing too unusual so after we get done we go back to the hotel we were staying at. We took a swim, played some airhockey and walked around the hallway. While we are walking around i see a very tall what looks like an Amish man im 98% sure and a midget who is with him. Ya thats right a dwarf,short person, and whatever you would like to call him. To top it all off they were going towards the pool and the dwarf was already in his swimtrunks.

How many times in life do you see an Amish Giant and dwarf going to swim at the Days inn.

I think the tall one was an alien and the dwarf was the hybrid.
Does anyone have any similar accounts???

Originally posted by truegimp2000
How many times in life do you see an Amish Giant and dwarf going to swim at the Days inn.

What I find shocking is that the Days Inn had a pool; the giant and dwarf seen common place there.

i tend to think there actually ignorant low iq trash from some inner city crap hole who woke up one morning and found that the taste of gunsmoke was not to there liking and decided to pose as a pseudo intellectual on the internet and there was no meaning to there life other than to worship Bazelbuub,fill there bowels with kool aid and lungs with cancerous smoke and pollute there minds with as much negative energy as possible..

Now ive seem some terrible postings before but maybe the aliens have really come here to make you think youve got some kinda life when actually theyve got you tied up in some corner and there bung holing you with a 12 gauge mossberg and you really dont know it cause your a brain dead zombie with an implant in your penis to make you think your actually fornicating with the little girl next door ...who you think is a midget.....when actually your making love to a pile of there fecal matter

[Edited on 22-4-2004 by watcheroftheskies]

[Edited on 22-4-2004 by watcheroftheskies]

Originally posted by Jonna
What I find shocking is that the Days Inn had a pool; the giant and dwarf seen common place there.

I'm shocked at the rampant usage of the word dwarf...

It's little people!!!


[Edited on 4-22-2004 by Preest]