Man Paid $2500 To Impregnate Neighbors Wife - Fails 72 Times

Ok, let me get this straight.

The wife of the "service provider" isn't particularly pleased that he's over at the neighbor's house 3 times a week, doin' his honest best to impregnate a beautiful woman in need.

So the "service provider" explains to his wife that he's just doin' it for the money. And she bought that excuse? .... knowing all along that her husband was so sterile the he didn't even father his own children?

What the hell was she thinkin'?

Sounds like a pretty good gig to me. Good work when you can get it! Hell, when the husband who did the hiring finally complained that his wife wasn't pregnant after 6 months, a smart man would apologize and say: "You're right! The next six months is on the house!"

This, to me like the very first situation that is both an epic fail AND an epic win.

Seriously though, the whole thing reminds me of the movie, "Indecent Proposal" Where a guy offers a couple one million dollars to sleep with sleep with this guys wife.


Very interesting.

Yeah, and like the movie: "The Postman" . . .

Kevin Cost-more, er i mean Kostner, is asked to get a hottie pregnant, cause her husband is sterile! You know the Postman's code: Through rain, or sleet, or snow, we DELIVER!!!

Considering the fact that a woman is only fertile for approximately one week in her menstrual cycle...
What were all the extra attempts supposed to be for?
Three times a week for six months.
Dayum.
that had NOTHING to do with conception methinks.

72 times?

You think that maybe around oh, I don't know...the 22nd or so, they'd get the idea it ain't gonna happen and insist on an exam?

Seriously though...man, some people....

And the guy's sterile!

"Mauses refuses to give it [the money] up because he said he did not guarantee conception, only that he would give it an honest effort..."



I'm sure her lawyer could state that it was anything but an "honest" effort, hehe.... He really committed fraud.

[edit on 6-4-2009 by Gazrok]

i think the funny part is that they offered to pay the guy!
most guys i know would do that deed for free.

too funny that the guys' own children weren't his!
strange world we live in i tell ya.

Originally posted by ModernAcademia

Man Paid $2500 To Impregnate Neighbors Wife - Fails 72 Times

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Duh.