New ATS Media Member's Photos Thread

Originally posted by SpartanKingLeonidas

Originally posted by davespanners
Is this taken from the new version of Gullivers travels? or did you have flats on?

I do not wear flats, thank you very much, mister.

Ahh so your more of a stiletto kind of guy eh?
Nice to know, I'm writing that down in my evidence folder right now

reply to post by Misoir


You are so cute
I can finally see your new hairstyle!

Pickle smiling = BP smiling
You've got an infectious smile

reply to post by SpartanKingLeonidas


Haha!

It was nice to meet you as well.

reply to post by kinda kurious


Omg you crack me up!

Personally I like places like Home Depot but I prefer Lowes. I love the kitchen, bath and home decor section. Oh and looking at the handle hardware for doors is fun too. lol


PS. I always loved Smurfette

Originally posted by mblahnikluver
PS. I always loved Smurfette

Then we definitely have something in common. A squeaky voice is mandatory and a slight lisp adds extra bonus points.

Despite my Napoleon complex, I'll not murky the waters as SKL seems like a very big and nice guy plus I crush on another.

But please DO NOT, and I repeat DO NOT post any flip-flop feeted fotos or I'll CERTAINLY break T&C and take my final swan dive into ban pool.

I iz reddy ta lern da maths now!

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Me waiting for my math class to start at Arizona State University's Veteran's Upward Bound Program

Originally posted by davespanners

Originally posted by SpartanKingLeonidas

Originally posted by davespanners
Is this taken from the new version of Gullivers travels? or did you have flats on?

I do not wear flats, thank you very much, mister.

Ahh so your more of a stiletto kind of guy eh?
Nice to know, I'm writing that down in my evidence folder right now

No, no, no.

The recent ex-girlfriend is into wearing 6 inch stilletos.

She called them her porn-star heels.

As well she had a nice pair of C.F.M. boots.

If I have to explain what C.F.M. means we're in trouble.

Originally posted by kinda kurious

Originally posted by mblahnikluver
PS. I always loved Smurfette

Then we definitely have something in common. A squeaky voice is mandatory and a slight lisp adds extra bonus points.

Despite my Napoleon complex, I'll not murky the waters as SKL seems like a very big and nice guy plus I crush on another.

But please DO NOT, and I repeat DO NOT post any flip-flop feeted fotos or I'll CERTAINLY break T&C and take my final swan dive into ban pool.

Thank you for not murkying the waters.

LordInfamous, is that you in there, answer me something salacious about toes?

I'll try and not get you banned.

I promise.

Why do you people keep making me do this.. why??

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Originally posted by SpartanKingLeonidas
LordInfamous, is that you in there, answer me something salacious about toes?

I don't know the Lord but I suspect he is a man of good taste.

I simply can't describe my utter fascination and adoration of those tiny digits, (latin: digiti pedis) so pure in their awkward innocence. It would be like describing Brahms Symphony No.4 to a deaf person.

It may stem from my own battered feet as as former show skier which look like they've been mangled in a blender. (Look ma, no skis.- Woohoo!) Boy those 40 mph face plants took a toll.

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But that was 30 years ago. I'm so out of shape today if I poot I need a nap.

Like one of my signatures: "People seem normal until you get to know them."

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The only thing that would make that picture more Macho, ... is if you were being pulled by a Killer Whale

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LOL. I was never quite good enough for Sea World.

reply to post by kinda kurious


OK OK OK
you win!

That is the best foto on ATS ever, and you have just won yourself the Mr July position in the Men of ATS calender.

I may have posted this before but guess what I am eating here...

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reply to post by Signals


OK, I'll bite. but I need a hint.

Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral?

reply to post by zazzafrazz


I'm somebody! I'm somebody! Thanks Zazz. I once tried to join the circus and auditioned for human cannonball, but the Ringmaster said I wasn't of the right caliber. Now that would have been a cover shot for sure!

reply to post by Signals


Looks like crawfish.

Or yabbies.

Depending upon if you're in the U.S. or Australia.

anyone worried that by posting your pic your giving "them" an idea what you look like?

reply to post by ghostryder21


If you have a facebook "them" have your picture already...

Even if you don't they still have your pic. Why be paranoid? There are much more things to be worried about that are more important... like crazy drivers.

Originally posted by ghostryder21
anyone worried that by posting your pic your giving "them" an idea what you look like?

Errrmmmm. Notice how all the women are so attractive and the men are so handsome? (self excluded, of course) You don't actually think we'd post our real pictures I hope? They are all fake. But just in case, I've only posted fake ugly ones of my self to throw them off. Sorry, gotta go my cellphone is making that weird noise again. Dang, I'm certain I turned that sucker off.

But that dude was right about Facebook.

Originally posted by SpartanKingLeonidas
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Looks like crawfish. Or yabbies. Depending upon if you're in the U.S. or Australia.

What ^^^ he said. AKA: Mudbugs. Or else some type of really hot pepper?