Week 17 random question!!!!!!!!!!

If you were a monkey and a penguin called you a chicken wing, what would you do and why??

I would probably beat the # out of the penguin.


Mr. M

get the penguin drunk then bang his wife then eat chicken.

spiderj

I'd probably realise I'm reading one of your stupid questions again and press the back button.

Oh, and so it is...

Throw # at the Penguin, after all, I'm a monkey and that's what we do.

Originally posted by ilovepizza
If you were a monkey and a penguin called you a chicken wing, what would you do and why??

Nothing... and why? I have better things to do than to give a $hit what some a$$hole penguin has to say.

Originally posted by ilovepizza
If you were a monkey and a penguin called you a chicken wing, what would you do and why??

If I was a Monkey I would never see a penguin. From diffrent climates

What about in a zoo?

Originally posted by Kano
What about in a zoo?

maybe in a zoo, we have a zoo that the monkeys, are in the same building as the penguins. Ok, Do you people Know the diffrence in Monkeys and artopod apes?

I would fling my poop at the penguin from my tree

He can't climb up there and get me

I'd break his legs & wings and throw it into ice cold water to see if he can float.

I would probably mistake it for a come-on, smile shyly while nodding my head real slow, and then get what I truly deserve.

OUCH!

Good question. I'd say HOLY S**T!!! A talking penguin!!!"

Then I'd walk (or run) or whatever it is a monkey does).



[STAY COOL)
-prophetmike

EDIT: Me & my spelling mistakes. I type too fast.

[Edited on 19-4-04 by prophetmike]

throw poo at the penguin... DUH!

I would sit down with the penguin and explain using diagrams, encyclopedias, and the internet what the differences between a monkey and a chicken wing are, and why I couldn't be a chicken wing.

If the penguin continued to call me a chicken wing, I would just then cook it and eat it. Anything that dumb should be eaten.

Originally posted by Spiderj
get the penguin drunk then bang his wife then eat chicken.

spiderj

No. The correct answer is, get the penguin #-faced, cook the penguin up in a nice curry, then exclaim "smells like penguin but it tastes like chicken"

"What the # do you mean calling me a chicken wing? That's the stupidest # I've ever heard. A chicken wing?... come on pus.
I'll kick you in the black and whites! Swim your happy ass up in this tree and see what's up! You reject of nature!