The Secrets of Nessie revealed!

Originally posted by Next door guy
I once saw pictures of the capturing of the Nessie.
It was just a grose,not even looking like a real thing ball.

Here are some pictures:

Looks like a log or something... I mean, it really does, like a fallen tree...

The thing in the back really looks like a log but the hybrid in the bottom of the picture is supposed to be NESSIE

Originally posted by Next door guy
The thing in the back really looks like a log but the hybrid in the bottom of the picture is supposed to be NESSIE

Heh... I just don't see it... I think it's fake, I mean, you see that lighter colour on the top of it's "head" and a little bit towards the back? Thats how wood would look if it had been sitting in the same spot for a long time, and water had been splashing it for a long time, leaving the top and that other part dry.

Unless, there is something else in the picture that I'm just not seeing...

It looks like a big brain to me.The picture says is the nessie.

[Edited on 18-4-2004 by Next door guy]

Originally posted by Next door guy
It looks like a big brain to me.The picture says is the nessie.

[Edited on 18-4-2004 by Next door guy]

Sure...
I've seen similar "creatures," in familly photo's next to the lake where theres a peice of drift wood or a fallen tree in the water.

I take it you believe everything you're told? (That wasn't a cheap shot or insult, you're just giving me that impression.)

NOp I dont.I am not that kind of a person.
I just brought up the fact that on the info about the picture it said it was the nessie

At first glance that would look like a Nessie to anyone, but I just recognized it as a peice of floating wood, or a peice of wood washed ashore, (it is rather close to shore for how big some people claim it to be). It's belly would be scraping the rocks at the beach... But I don't know though.

Hi, I'll ask the pendulum more questions about Nessie later on. I'll try to find out when both Nessies parents died, where they died and how old they were when they died. I'll also ask it about Ogopogo.

If anyone can think of more questions i'll be glad to ask em.

Originally posted by Echo
And I doubt you have the secrets of the universe locked within your tiny brain.

Echo...

PS - Lay off the lithium

Actually we just might. There is an awful lot that has been blocked out and submerged through 'education' and the urging of the belief in 'science'.

We supposedly contain the Akashic records in our subconscious and this encompass everything including, yes, these great 'mysteries'.

To the person who asked (sorry, can't remember who it was and the topic review doesn't show), a pendulum is a chain, like a necklace chain that has a pendant or whatever attached to it. It is held in one hand and when you ask questions it moves in certain ways which you decide (having asked it beforehand) mean 'yes' or 'no'.

Pregnant women have been using this method to determine the sex of their unborn children for quite a while (spiritually minded pregnant women anyway). They usually place their wedding ring on a neckchain and go for it.

Originally posted by MrJingles
I was wondering what a pendulum was, and William, I still don't understand.

Could anyone explain what it looks like and how it works, and how to do it etc?

Typically it's used in a Yes/No question asking way only. You hold the pendulum above a cross with Yes on two points and No on the other two points. Ask a question and it will begin to swing back and forth 'Up & Dn' or 'Side to Side' giving you an answer. Or in a circle for No Answer Available. For example:


Here is an example of a more complex design, but you can see the Yes/No along with the other choices.

OK before I start this session I would like to include two questions I forgot to include in my first post, it not much but:

Is our government aware of Nessie's existence? YES

Are they interested in her? NO

OK, here are the latest questions and answers:

Can you help me find out how long ago Nessie's mother died? YES

Did she die more than a thousand years ago? YES

Did she die more than 2000 years ago? NO

Did she die more than 1500 years ago? YES

Did she die more than 1600 years ago? YES

Did she die more than 1700 years ago? YES

Did she die more than 1800 years ago? NO

Nessie's mother died 1700-1800 years ago.

When she died was she older than 5000? YES

Was she older than 10,000? YES

Was she older than 15,000? NO

Was she older than 13,000? NO

Was she older than 12,000? NO

Was she younger than 11,000? YES

So, that's between 10,000 and 11,000. Damn they live long.

Can I ask about when Nessie's father died? YES

Did he die more than 1000 years ago? YES

Did he die more than 2000 years ago? YES

Did he die more than 3000 years ago? NO

Did he die more than 2500 years ago? YES

Did he die more than 2600 years ago? YES

Did he die more than 2700 years ago? NO

Nessie's dad died 2600-2700 years ago.

I would now like to determine how old Nessie's father was when he died, is

this OK? YES

When Nessie's father died was he older than 5000? YES

When he died was he older than 10,000? YES

When he died was he older than 15,000? YES

When he died was he older than 20,000? NO

Was he older than 16,000? YES

Was he older than 17,000? YES

Was he older than 18,000? YES

Was he older than 19,000? NO

Who says guy don't live longer than the girls This guy was 18,000 - 19,

000 years old

Did Nessie's mother die in Loch Ness? YES

And did her father die in Loch Ness? YES

Oh yeah, important question just sprung to mind:

Pendulum, is NEssie a girl? YES

Ah phew, there's me calling her a her when she could easily be a guy (as I

thought that the pendulum started says no )

Is the Ogopogo real? YES

Is it the same species as Nessie? NO

Is it a threat to humans? YES

Is it the only one of it's kind in the lake? YES

Is it the only one of its kind in the world? YES

Is the Ogopogo older than 1000 years? YES

Is the ogopogo older than 5000 years? YES

Is the Ogopogo older than 10,000 years? YES

Is the Ogopogo older than 15,000 years? NO

Is the Ogopogo older than 11,000 years? NO

So the Ogopogo is 10,000 to 11,000 years old? YES

There ya have em

[Edited on 19-4-2004 by Faceless]

So Ogopogo could be a threat to humans while Nessie isn't? And they're different species? Geez, scientists better catch up! They've got a lot of species to discover.

Why would the goverment know about something as useful and yet useless and not tell the public?

Originally posted by Vegemite
Why would the goverment know about something as useful and yet useless and not tell the public?

Well they might need proof to back up thier claims if they don't have any. Or its a big scam to attract tourists to these lakes to boost thier own economy

Other possible questions:

1. Did the "Beowulf" legend describe a beast that is the same species as Nessie?
2. Does Nessie ever travel to/swim in other bodies of water?
3. Is Nessie aware that humans are seeking her?
4. If so, is she purposely avoiding humans?
5. Did ancient seamonsters described by ancient seaman also refer to Nessie-type creatures?
6. Can Nessie leave the loch subterraneously?

Originally posted by Vegemite
Why would the goverment know about something as useful and yet useless and not tell the public?

There's a lot of things the government does and doesn't do that make me wonder.

Lousey stupid goverment. Always keeping things secret.

Other Questions.
1 Has the goverment known about nessie for _ years?
2 Is the goverment keeping this a secret cause nessies dangerous or something?
3 Is she 20 meters? 100 meters? 200 meters?
4 Is nessies favourite colour blue?
5 Does she eat [insert food here]?

Thats all I can come up with

Is Nessie edible? Depending how large she is we could solve all the hunger problems in like 3rd world countries and stuff.

I'm kidding! Don't kill me!

Originally posted by Next door guy
It looks like a big brain to me.The picture says is the nessie.

[Edited on 18-4-2004 by Next door guy]

Nessie's brain lol

www.pbs.org...

I saw the special, some years back. When they did the sonar, they found LARGE objects floating in the depths, though they could not and DID not say that it was NESSIE. Loch Ness is deep (underwater vallies) and has what they believe are underground tunnels that lead to the sea.

Now, as far as stories go, I DO have a story that is true. I used to have the documentation on this�somewhere, but since the computer�s been fried, I going to have to ask my dad where this stuff went. (I can�t remember if I got this from Bert Thompson videos, personal lectures from him or others, I�ll eventually look into it�sigh�finals are next week, and I�m not ready.)

Off the coast of Florida, two boys went fishing about a mile out, and were late coming back in form the gulf coast.

The boys had smelled something that smelled like rotten fish, and out of nowhere this creature matching the description of some plesiosaur that attacked their boat. The boat toppled and the boys swam for an old wreck that everyone in the area knew about�it stuck above the water. The boy made it, and he swore that his friend was right behind him, but the friend didn�t make it. The boy waited out the night and swam to shore, ran to the nearest home to call for police.

H told this story to the police, several times over. I believe he took a polygraph test. Anyway, they went out to search for the missing boy and found nothing at all�neither boat nor boy. This young man never told the story again, and is now an alcoholic. He becomes upset whenever anyone mentions it.

I�m inclined to believe him.

I need to look it up again, though, for accuracy's sake.