How About Some Conspiracy Humor?

So with all the high tension in the world from every angle, I figured it was time for all of us to sit back and laugh at the situation; to let whatever "side" is irking you know that through all the trials & BS we're having to put up with out here. We can still laugh tax free baby!

DISCLAIMER
These are NOT real products & are in fact fictitious products made for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance these may bare to existing or future products is purely a hilarious coincidence.

Please don't bother any of the speakers mentioned in these joke-ads as it will only make you look stupid & annoy them. Let me be the one who looks stupid for spending entirely too much time on this

And with that, on with the show...

With the economy being so down in the dumps some of our favorite conspiracy theory speakers have had to up their marketing and really start producing more merchandise to stay afloat. Here are a few ideas that just might help them out...

First up... Richard Hoagland

Mr. Hoagland deeply appreciates science and therefor understands how important a well rounded breakfast is. Because of this I'd like to present...

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Yum!

Of course Richard was very excited at the completion of the product so he had to schedule an appearance on Larry King to tell everyone about it!

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Way to go Richard!

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We all know Richard & David Wilcock are friends & like to work together on certain projects and this particular one is no exception!

David of course being very spiritually minded wants to help everyone to be in the best physical condition to experience the future. So David would like to introduce his own brand of breakfast cereal...


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Yay, I can't wait to make my own Frog-A-Mander, I mean salamander...I mean frog...or vice versa...wait, huh?!
-looks at watch waiting for 2012...-

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David Icke is always looking out for the little people or non-global elite and wants to help bring their alleged tyranny to the forefront of everyone's consciousness. So to help him help you, he came up with this great product to aid you in seeing and calling attention to those who might be Illuminattis and/or Reptilians Check it out!

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Go get'em Dave! We'll be right behind you!

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After Bill Deagle's continuing display of vigilance against all of the worst-case catastrophes; he decided that he needed to start helping in new ways beyond scaring..errum rather alerting people to possible dangers. This is what he came up with!

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Tired of the Chemtrail or Contrail Debate?!

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Screw it, let's take it to the deck baby!


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That's right, let the scoreboard decide which it is; frosty cool water or dangerous life draining chemicals!

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So there you have it folks. I hope that got at least a chuckle in this murky madness we tend to swim in being a conspiracy board.

Hear any good conspiracy jokes lately!?

I literally laughed with incredulation at the chemtrial/chemtrail board!!

It was brilliant!

That was great, man...well done...

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Thank you for that!! That was a much needed pick me up!! Good work too!! My personal favorite was the David Icke glasses!! Those were hilarious.

TheBorg

One of the most Hilarious threads I' ve ever come across here. Good work.


"See them shapeshift right in front of your eyes"

"Is it a Chemtrail or a Contrail? Who cares?"



[edit on 7-3-2009 by Skyfloating]

Thank you very much and I'm glad you all enjoyed them

In the other thread I mentioned that I had emailed them to David Wilcock who replied saying that he thought they where very funny too

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Excellent…

Absolutely hilarious, we need more humor here on above and below top secrete…well done.

Imagine if we could get those four guys in a room together lol …discussing stuff.

That would be some serious “pay per view”… lol



- JC

Oh man you got me all excited! I love photo shopping, and especially threads like these, so here's my contribution, hope you like it!

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Thank you very much & yeah it would be a tag-team match ...that would be sweet! I'm probably going to be doing a few more soon.

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lol that's pretty cool. I was actually thinking of doing something like that for Bill Deagle's idea but decided that a traditional emergency kit was probably more his style.

Easily one of the best threads I have read in the jokes forum in a long time Good work, and keep em coming