You Can Leave Your Hat On......Or Not

I said it before and i’ll say it again
DATS without girls will be a strain
What will we do without them there
And no one for me to sit and stare
The boys can always go to the shed
Or start some renovations instead
Will Sally go to Vegas too?
If not we’ll enjoy a hearty stew
Taking over the ladies lounge
And decorate with sport stuff we scrounge
We’ll do away with the fru fru drinks
Regardless of what young Funky thinks
AE and gimme and deson and Ant
Will all join together in this chant
“The girls are gone hip hip hooray
DATS is for blokes as of today”
Without the girls we’d run amok
I think that I have just pushed my luck
I promise we will not go too far
We don’t want our bits put in a jar

Told ya ladies.

That's it........I'm outsourcing for an interim asst. manager while we're gone.

She goes by the name of 'Sally'. Anyone know her?

Rush

reply to post by hsur2112


i even love her


we need an ode to sally:

Ode to Sally

you are black
you are mean
you are vicious
and you name is not kathleen.

you are a squierrel my friend
your practize your skills
with the rotating knifes
behind a dryer, which thrills.

most men at DATS are afraid
that you might hit them from behind.
they never understood
you are a lady, just be remind

you are not sweet
you are not pink
like the bow in your hair
who gets involved needs a shrink

but more than others you
got a strong personality, that is for sure
whom you started to trust
you will protect, you will assure

oh sally, my favorite squirrel
partner in crime, badly treated by shock
you wonderful animal
just let me say – you rock!

reply to post by orange-light


OMG Orange, love it!!!!!

You sooo get 'Sally points' for that.

ps) She accepted the offer. That's right boys.

Rush

Originally posted by VIKINGANT
I promise we will not go too far
We don’t want our bits put in a jar

And don't think we will forget this.

Great poems Carrot and Orange... Viking you are a master.

YAY sally points


what else can i wish

In 2010, there came a dark day
When A.T.S. girls went away...

The boys now sulked, ALL feeling blue,
Befuddled by sadness, Oh what to do?

But suddenly, there then came a loud Cry...
Weep *NOT* now my Brothers, I'll soon tell you why...

In the Ladies actions, there exists no shame,
For I vociferate NOW, "TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME"

In America, exists a rarefied place,
Where we can do MORE, than merely "saving face"

They proclaim "Las Vegas" is their intrepid mark,
Where they choose to revel, it is never dark

The Vegas lights and glitz, ever abound galore,
But I propose a rendezvous' locale, possessing quite the tenebrous score

I call forth a "Round Table" for each "King" a "Grand Throne"
It is from "Commander's Palace" we'll depart and then roam

With Alcohol Armor "Sack and Pillage" shall be the order,
No mercy meted out in "The Old French Quarter"

With nary a doubt it shall be disturbin',
When first foot is placed, upon yon "Rue Bourbon"

We Brothers in Arms, may be labeled "cad"
When a Bacchanalian time, by ALL is sure had

Of this rest assured, Dionysus would be proud,
By our degrees of EXCESS and our volume of LOUD

The spirits of no man, shall be in the pits,
When nubile young women, are showing there ti*ts

If you feeling lucky, then merely adjust your rambling,
The ENTIRE state if Louisiana has "Legalized Gambling"

Yes Las Vegas is fun, and the times can be grand,
But NOLA was hell raising, when Las Vegas was but just SAND

reply to post by Snisha


Wow! Well written Snisha. Never been to the French Quarter, but look forward to it someday.

Thanks for posting that, awesome.

Rush