Melonheads - A Monstrous Mystery
Fooffstarr explores a bizarre legend, and discovers that these strange creatures may really be more than just a myth…
Urban legends are not a recent phenomenon. Going back hundreds of years, communities would all have their own spooky stories that were told to each
new generation. The elders always knew that the new generation would adopt the legend, most likely explore it themselves and pass it on to their own
children. You know, every town has that haunted house that the kids are told never to go in. It becomes kind of a right of passage for teenagers to
spend a night inside.
It harks back to ancient times where tribes used to undertake coming of age ceremonies. In some cultures, the children would have to spend a night (or
longer) alone far from home, in the wild.
I recently heard of one of these urban legends, this one stemming from several communities around Cleveland, Ohio. I later found out that the same
creatures are seen in Connecticut and Michigan. The following is what I have learned in my research of ‘The Melonheads’ and why there is more to
this legend than I first thought.
THE STORY
There are several versions of the same story, as with most urban legends, but they all tell essentially the same tale.
The original source of the tale seems to come from the Kirkland area near Cleveland. There is a road there, Wisner Road, and it is said that the
following tale occurred at a home in the woods just off that road. The bridge on Wisner Road is the location of several reported sightings.
The bridge on Wisner road
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Back in the 1800s there was an unlicensed doctor by the name of Crow, or Crowe. He adopted several orphans who all had the same problem;
hydrocephalus.
Wikipedia defines hydrocephalus as:
Hydrocephalus (pronunciation IPA: /ˌhaɪˌdɹoʊˈsɛfələs/) is a term derived from the Greek words "hydro" meaning water, and "cephalus"
meaning head, and this condition is sometimes known as "water on the brain". People with hydrocephalus have abnormal accumulation of cerebrospinal
fluid (CSF) in the ventricles, or cavities, of the brain. This may cause increased intracranial pressure inside the skull and progressive enlargement
of the head, convulsion, and mental disability.
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These children were supposedly abused by Crow(e), and in his attempts to fix their problem, he only made it worse by injecting more water into their
heads. It was said he also experimented on their bodies and left them horribly deformed.
The children eventually rebelled, killed the doctor and burnt the home. They then fled into the woods.
Alternatively, it is said that Crow(e) got into a confrontation with his wife, who the children adored. She fell and hit her head on a wardrobe. The
children, thinking Crow(e) had murdered her (she was just unconscious) swarmed the man and beat him to death. They then set fire to the house and
unwittingly burned Mrs Crow(e) alive.
Over several hundred years, the same bloodlines of this handful of children is said to have been interbred and the enlarged head and deformed body
became ingrained in their genes. They survived in the woods and reports have been told ever since of these ‘melonheads’ emerging from the
trees.
Some say they are placid and simply watch the traffic and others have reported being attacked by the creatures.
THE FACTS
When I first read this legend I thought there would most likely be nothing to it. Sure, it is a great tale that would scare children and make the
rounds at high school, but it didn’t sound plausible as a real occurrence.
That’s when I found the research done by Ryan Orvis.
I went to the library and found a newspaper article from the West Geauga Sun claiming that a Dr. Kroh had been influenced by Gregor Mendel and was
experimenting on humans to increase the size of their heads. His experiments failed, and in a fit of pique he piled his genetic mutations into his car
and left them by the side of Chagrin River Road in Kirtland, where they presumably fled into the woods and have remained to this day.
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So there was a real Dr Kroh, according to that newspaper. The dates are out though, as apparently this Dr Kroh lived in the area around WW2 and used
radiation on the children. The rest of the story remains nearly identical.
Ryan Orvis then goes on to discover that there was at least one child with hydrocephalus in the area, and he could possibly have started the legend.
In the late '50s and early '60s a few children with hydrcephalus lived in northeast Ohio. One of them lived on Wisner Road and was enrolled in
the Kirtland school district. The boy and his 'normal' friends, who were all preteens, would creep up on parked cars and scare away the older kids.
The frightened students would tell their peers at school that they had been 'chased by the Melon Heads!' Children afflicted with hydrocephalus do
not live very long, so the original Melon Head died of natural causes. He is buried in Kirtland South Cemetery. His friends are now businessmen in
Kirtland.
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Several other sources claim that at another local cemetery on King Memorial Road, there are a strangely high percentage of children’s graves,
speculated to be from failed experiments by this Dr Kroh.
King Memorial Road Cemetery
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King Memorial Road Cemetery
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There are also several ‘witnesses’ on various websites claiming to have seen a melonhead.
The majority of these claims don’t seem very credible and sound like exactly what I originally thought; teenagers retelling an old urban legend with
their own twist.
There is this story though, from someone named ‘Tony’, that doesn’t really stick to the blueprint and apparently has multiple witnesses.
"On October 5, 2001, my stepfather, mom, stepbrother, and I were driving down Chillicothe Road in Chardon. We came up on a stretch of road with
fields on both sides and an irragation ditch running parallel to it. I looked out my window and saw him—a Melon Head!
He, or it, was running next to the ditch. We were going about 45-50 mph, and the Melon Head was actually keeping up with us. It didn't look like
anything like I've heard in the stories. It looked about the same height as me (five feet seven inches) and was wearing ripped up brown pants held
together by what looked like corn husk. It wore a white shirt with brown and red stains all over it. (I'm hoping the red stains weren't blood.)
Its head was a very light brown tint with two holes in the sides that I think were ears. Its head was swelled up, and its eyes were very big. Just as
we turned a curve, it jumped into the woods."
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There are plenty of explanations for this sighting. Possibly a teenager pulling their legs, as many of my sources claim high school kids in each of
the Melonhead areas love to keep the legend alive by scaring tourists and passers by. The other, more likely explanation, is that the entire incident
was made up by a kid with an overactive imagination. We cannot prove either, however, so the tale remains neither proved or fake.
Science also puts a stick in the spokes of this legend.
Hydrocephalus is not passed on through each generation. It is a condition that is strongly tied to other illnesses such as meningitis, tumors and head
trauma.
I highly doubt the 'scientific experiments' of Dr Kroh (if they ever occured) would be enough to turn a very specific condition into a hereditary
one.
THE VERDICT
Personally, I’m not sure. It all sounds like a B-grade horror movie.
However, the fact that a real Dr Kroh did live in the area and supposedly experimented on children lends a lot of weight to the legend.
Every urban legend had to start somewhere.
The lack of witnesses is a negative though. Several sources claim that ‘dozens’ are reported each year, yet I could only find a handful on the
web. As said previously, most were obviously made up.
I encourage anyone that lives in the area to check it out for themselves and help me out. Being in Australia makes it kind of hard to go there myself,
but if I could, I’d be there in a heartbeat.
What do you think? Is there any truth to the tale?
SOURCES AND FURTHER READING
Monsterpedia
Haunted Places in Ohio
Melonheads + Cemetary Images
Dead Ohio
BestandWorst.com - Melonheads
Creepy Cleveland
Wikepedia - Hydrocephalus
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