Little girl peed on my car!!!

You can't hit someone elses kid, full stop. I don't really agree with hitting kids anyway, a tap yes, but a lot of parents that still agree with smacking children take it to far...
As for the gun thing, well duh, it's not really a good idea to hold a gun in your hand whilst spouting off to a nine year old, is it?

And anyway, she only peed on your car, you should really let it go, kids are kids, sometimes they're stupid, senseless, inconsiderate little bastards but thats just the way it works.

I remember going out with my friends as a kid, and my friend tyson peed in someones mail slot in their door. He did this to like 3 houses until we heard a dog barking inside the house. He was afraid he was going to be dismembered.

Originally posted by TrueLies
Can you actually do that?? I mean, hold a gun in your hand? i'm cdn, i don't know the laws here..
But if you were to hold a gun in your hand and talk to a kid would that not be somehow a no no??

Well don't have it loaded. If questioned, tell them you were cleaning it at the time of said transgression.

You are allowed to hold a gun in a non-threatening manner on your own property anytime you want.

Well it doesn't work that way with me Lady, maybe next time some kid pee's on your car you can just "let it go".

But not me, kids know the diff between right and wrong.

If they wanna be dick's and little hoodlums fine, but i'm going to hunt you down and find out where you live, so your parents can tan your rear end, because they need to know.
Not think it's ok sit on a truck and pee, especially my truck.

Originally posted by JustAnIllusion
I remember going out with my friends as a kid, and my friend tyson peed in someones mail slot in their door.

He did this to like 3 houses until we heard a dog barking inside the house. He was afraid he was going to be dismembered.

That's just sick. When I was 14 too, I thought stuff like that was funny, but now i'm older and I don't see the humor in that at all. I guess thats what happens when you grow up. You mature.

Originally posted by KrazyJethro

Originally posted by TrueLies
Can you actually do that?? I mean, hold a gun in your hand? i'm cdn, i don't know the laws here..
But if you were to hold a gun in your hand and talk to a kid would that not be somehow a no no??

Well don't have it loaded. If questioned, tell them you were cleaning it at the time of said transgression.

You are allowed to hold a gun in a non-threatening manner on your own property anytime you want.

I can't even hold a gun without shaking..... I get so nervous.. I'll let him be in charge of that until I start practicing more...

There was a guy next door peeking into the window of his neighbor one night (before I married him) so he grabbed his gun which had a laser on it, and apparently the could of been robber back away with his hands up and booked it.

I can see where they would come in handy...

Hey Jethro, get a 6-pack and a water gun, let nature take its course. Problem solved. I bet the kids parent shows up at your door.:w:

Originally posted by TrueLies
I can't even hold a gun without shaking..... I get so nervous.. I'll let him be in charge of that until I start practicing more...

I can see where they would come in handy...

Being someone who has extensive gun experience and training (the Marine Corps Infantry will do that to you), I don't understand nervousness around guns.

Something that might be useful is to handle weapons while they are not loaded.

i.e. - Clean them, take them apart and put them together

Also, I find that dry firing (unloaded - it'll make a nice click) the guns repeatedly will help although some think it's bad for the gun. Replacing the firing pin is too easy to be worried about that.

Nervousness is because I am uneducated about guns, because I know almost nothing about them when they go into my hands I think omg it's going to fire on it's own, I don't know how to hold on, clean one, load one, fire one...

So I let my imagination run wild I guess...

My husband says he'll take me to the range, but we haven't gone yet, so until then, i'll still be afraid of guns, but I can always run my mouth and track em down, so their parents can whip their ass.

bust out a shot gun and let off a few in the air. that always works for me.

Originally posted by Lysergic
Hire midgets to pose as children, and have them destroy the kiddies.

Nice method

I remember I was passing through a particular affluent portion of my neighborhood and noticed a particular spoilt girlies new convertible. People in my area get cars before they can drive and it pisses me off. Im not from around here and anyways, in Texas you earn a car but thats another story. So I just stopped my casual walk, looking at a shiny silver seabring, top down. It was sufficiently dark out so I unbuttoned the cargo shorts, and proceeded to just shower the whole interior with urine. Man was that funny. She was talking about it for the next week about how something had peed on her car. But thats not where the storie ends, fast forward another couple summer nights and the cars back, top back down. People just dont learn their lesson do they, so I took this newly cleaned new car and proceeded to take a crap on the seats, man its vile when I think back on it but I couldnt keep from laughing during the whole experience. Then I took the customary leak and hauled ass cause I thought I heard someone open a window. She ended up getting a new car with a top so I guess in the end I lost the war, but the battle was freaking hillarious. Anyways, in your case Truelies thats disgusting, I got flashed by some 9 your old ghetto kid the other day so I know your pain. Filthy street kids.

........Wait who am I to call someone filthy.

I would have simply jetted her with the hose nozzle....

Originally posted by Gazrok
I would have simply jetted her with the hose nozzle....

I did that to a Jehovas Witness the other day, they were sufficiently pissed.

Well we found out where they live!!!!!!!!!


And guess where??????? In a freeking filthy ghetto house... Go figure, their rasing trailor trash kids......


Let the wars begin!!

I think I might heed your advice and take a dump on the kids bike seat...

muahahh!!

The paintball gun does wonders.
Thats all im gonna say.

I would agree with a young kid, a sharp stinging water nozzle on the hose would do the trick..especially if its cold out where you live. If it's teenagers who do something on your property, you could consider keeping a paintball gun or pellet gun handy to teach them a lesson.

Originally posted by TrueLies
Well we found out where they live!!!!!!!!!


And guess where??????? In a freeking filthy ghetto house... Go figure, their rasing trailor trash kids......


Let the wars begin!!

I think I might heed your advice and take a dump on the kids bike seat...

muahahh!!

What do you intend to do about it?

I think the hose thing is a good idea, put it on full, and spray the hell out of em...
Maybe even go over to his house and take a dump on his seat, or just use some of my dog's poo and set it on there... who knows at this point... I'll give it some time.

I'm just glad I found out where he lives...
I'll ponder this over some time so whenever I do get around to reacting, he won't even think about who did it.

Sorry TL this is such a funny topic i mean the replies that is luckily i dont have a car or a truck, if it was me i would have got out me air gun then BANG! wel not bang but the sound an airgun makes.