To Our Benevolent Terrorists: We Thank You.

I'd just like to take this moment to give thanks to Osama and all the other terrorists out there. If it weren't for you guys being so warm hearted and rational you could've put America into submission within just a few weeks time. It's been almost 10 years now and not once have you repeated the same attacks or similar either on American soil or in the mideast.

We are mad of course about the loss of life on 9/11 but for you guys to call it quits and not keep doing it over and over is just the greatest gift you could give America. We respect your fair play. Especailly in the face of the American military slaughtering and causing the starvation of hundreds of thousands. This must piss you off to no end but yet you refuse to retaliate. After a year or two of the Afgan/Iraq war I thought you were humble and proud of the sole point you'd made. But now, after almost 10 years of degradation and atrocities you still manage to keep your temper in check and not decimate our infrastructure by sending your whackos on a death mission for 50,000 and 2 weeks flight training. Oh, and a boxcutter too. We all know there aren't a lot of hardware stores in Afghanistan it you must've went through great lenghts to aquire this deadly device.

I think restraining your hatred for America over this extended period of time is worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize.

[edit on 12-2-2009 by Mozzy]

This one posted improperly.... I wish I could delete it. =(

My real post follows... Sorry to mess up yer thread.

[edit on 12-2-2009 by LostNemesis]

Osama bin laden and (apparently) Saddam Hussein gave us the greatest gifts of all.

well on the homefront we can be thankful for those things. but i'm sure or boys and girls in iraq are greatfull for not having planes dropped on them mid battle. that would really be cumbersome.

i posted this same argument a few years back in another forum. no one could bust it then and they can't now either. it's so blatantly obvious that it makes the 9/11 debunkers choke on their own sexual organs.

i'll have to pat myself on the back and give myself kudos i suppose. that's all this is worth.

i'll take the total lack of response from debunkers as a sign of complete and total ownage.

this argument goes further than speculation. it ahsn't gone that far yet but i know someone has the response out there.