Patriot Microchip.

The Patriot Micro Chip is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.



It comes in various sizes: Read on!










The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.



Best regards,


The United States Marines.

That's funny. I just showed a bunch of my buddies and they also think it's funny. S&F.

reply to post by alyosha1981


Are you trying to give the government ideas on what to do to US??? Especially the ones that are resistant to the other types of chipping.

Originally posted by rangersdad
reply to post by alyosha1981

 

Are you trying to give the government ideas on what to do to US??? Especially the ones that are resistant to the other types of chipping.

Not unless whoever the "us' you are referring to are terrorists

Wow

Very cool, dude...

Every now and on we have these threads on ATS which simply emanate with brilliance and wisdom, this is one fine example

I would highly suggest watching Comedy Central for at least for a year, every single day, trust me, it helps

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Thanks! sarcasim and all it's funny thats all but since some don't possess a sense of humor it also has a serious side and is IMO is the only "microchip" out for heads ( terrorists only) lighten up.

Originally posted by devildogUSMC
That's funny. I just showed a bunch of my buddies and they also think it's funny. S&F.

Thanks DD I thought you'd like it among others.

Now all we gotta do is get all of the US govt to line up for their Patriot Chips!

Tell them they come in Ranch, Spicy, and cucumber flavors. They wont be able to resist.