BREAKING: Bush Pardons Osama bin Laden

WASHINGTON, DC: In a stunning late-hour development, President George W. Bush has granted Osama bin Laden a pardon for the murder of more than 2,700 Americans in the fall of 2001. "This kinda came out of nowhere," said a White House aide who requested anonymity.

here


not the onion.

So if the time of living in fear is not over then it looks as if the New prez will have to find a different boogy man.

The Huffington Post isn't worth quoting, IMO. I'll wait to pass judgement on this "news".

I had a good laugh thanks for the "News"
Second line goes here.

Well who knows if it is or not, thats why I posted it under war on terror

Thing is if GW wanted us to believe that Osama did the master mind
why would he pardon him?

Thanks for the fake news. Make sure to also keep us up on the "Adventures of BatBoy".

I have nothing to say.

I edited the things out I THOUGHT I wanted to say.......but I changed my mind.

[edit on 20-1-2009 by theRiverGoddess]

Is this real news or just nonsense?


Can somebody confirm one way or the other?

its NONSENSE.


2nd line added for a fuller flavor.

I can't imagine why they'd post this on the Huffington Post. It's a great lesson in using blogs for news. though...

From your link:

"George W. Bush is a brilliant strategist. I'm sure he has a good reason for this pardon. I'll figure it out."

Kristol sucked his thumb for a few minutes, lost in thought. He was then distracted by a brightly colored piece of string.

I think someone is messing with ya.

Originally posted by BlackOps719
Is this real news or just nonsense??

Garbage. Obviously.

*not one line*

Osama bin Laden Answers questions regarding his pardon by the out going American President Bush.

after rereading it the second time "after posting it "' I got it
either a really late april fools of an early one

slaps own wrist

Moderators please delete this crap thread.. It undermines the credibility of ATS & the 1000's of other threads with valid content.

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PLEASE, pick your sources FAR more carefully. That is SO RIDICULOUS mentally retarded people laugh at it.

Looks like the OP has a bad case of Bush Derangement Syndrome....one of its symptoms is automatically believing anything bad about Bush.

BTW I have seen posts on ATS with more merit have the label of HOAX inserted into the title.....But since this is Bush-bashing will it happen to this one? I'm waiting!!!

[edit on 20-1-2009 by RRconservative]

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nope not on the list....

en.wikipedia.org...

Firstly Bush deserves credit for his expenditures on AIDS in Africa and we haven't been attacked on our soil. Good Job for a man of mediocre intelligence. Pardoning Osama Bin Laden but commuting our border agents seems insane so I cant believe that. One issue that makes me consider this is, after 9/11 all plane were grounded; ALL except Air Force 1. But an executive order allowed the Bush family's old friends, the Bin Laden's, to fly out on private jets immediately.

I can guarantee u one thing, if I tried to leave any foreign country after a national attack, trying to get back to America ASAP, they would throw me under the jail for some good old torture. Actually, I think they would be justified. Country first!

Why would we let any plane, train, or automobile leave America when 99 out of 100 intelligence experts fingered Bin Laden within 30min of the attack on 9/11.

The aide paused, then went on to say, "Can you believe this dude (Bush) was actually president for eight (expletive) years? What were we thinking? Seriously, what the (expletive) were we thinking?"

ahhh I'm gonna miss Bush!

at least this one from the Huffington is in BTS... Some times there are supposedly serious debates on their articles on ATS :shk:

The funny thing is people are going to go to work or school today and start telling people that Bush pardoned Osama.

When asked where they got their information...."I got it from Above Top Secret".......

Congratulations ATS!

I thought this was a conspiracy site...not a disinformation site!

Put HOAX in the title and do a little CYA. I've seen the HOAX tagged to a thread for less.

The only thing that I can figure out is that maybe the pardon was real (Cheney will need Osama as an asset when he moves to Dubai to be closer to the upcoming world war- Israel vs. Iran) despite all the weird web sites and Huffington Post. I theorize that he was pardoned, the "news" about it was dressed-up like rubbish, and sent to minor news sources to get it on official record (to get the story over with and past), but ignored by major media (too busy with Obama, plus told to ignore it because it's just a "Huffington Post satire"). The bottom line: 9 of the so-called hijackers are still alive, Bin Laden denied the crime, the FBI admits not having enough evidence to accuse him...plus, he has to be pardoned because he is a CIA-trained asset and 9-11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB! Bush knows all this...pure and simple. At least that's my theory (especially the part about Bush knowing "all this"...I understand that him knowing something is highly suspect. But not only do I think he knows, but he's possibly one of the best political actors in history...remember that Tom Hanks won the Oscar for Forrest Gump!)...

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