5 random things about yourself...

1. I'm a lefty
2. My first hangover was at 4 years old
3. I speak the language of cats.
4. I used to be afraid of heights.
5. My acquaintances often misconstrue my insults as compliments, which is good for everyone.

1. As a prank, I used a two ton forklift to place a golf cart on top of a steel connex while it was night and while I was thoroughly drunk. Took me ten minutes and was performed without a hitch (the guy, who was my 'landlord', had bolted my office furniture to the ceiling).

2. I am OCD in many instances...especially grammar save for the overuse of ellipsis.

3. I was awake late one night about 7 years ago and noticed someone peeking in through my living room window (about one or two in the morning). I went outside (I was more upset than afraid) and he immediately started jogging down the street (dressed in a jogging suit). I didn't say anything but stood there and watched him jog away. Two blocks down the street a van pulled up and he got in. True Story.

4. I hear "voices" (yes, like the classic schizophrenia symptom) and I hate it.

5. I dropped out of college and enjoy making some college grads realize that they may have wasted there money (well...intellectually since they usually have ended up with a better paying job than I...and I only enjoy this when the person is an obvious holier than thou snoot who deserves to realize that the wold extends beyond the space (s)he occupies... ).

Originally posted by MemoryShock
4. I hear "voices" (yes, like the classic schizophrenia symptom) and I hate it.
.

I've been hearing a few voices of late... It's actually quite amusing in my case, just as I am waking up sometimes I hear someone I know (not always the same person) calling me as if outside or down stairs. I ignore them as I would if they were actually trying to wake me, but at about the 3rd time I sometimes shout 'what?' or 'yhea coming'... Then I feel a bit stupid.

Eagle scout
OCD about washing hands (its not that bad)
OCD about touching the door in the public mens room (Always use a towel to open)
Used to street race with my 1964 GTO
Lived from 1976 to 1980 In Skopje Macedonia (Then part of Yugoslavia)

1. It's taken me until now to think of 5 things about myself that I haven't mentioned here already

2. I have a small collection of Ancient Babylonian cylinder seals 3-4,000 years old

3. I have a doll's house based on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Edwardian style house and living room for Spike's era. Chinese room for the time Angel, Darla, Spike and Drusilla spent in China. Training room in the basement. And inhabited by relevant action figures. I don't play with it, I just enjoyed putting it all together. It's a few hundred miles away from me at the moment.

4. I scored as a Nerd in a 'are you a nerd, a geek or a something else' test. Was it a 'dweeb'?

5. I have hundreds of books. It's a bit of a problem storing them and moving them about when I have to.

Originally posted by berenike
2. I have a small collection of Ancient Babylonian cylinder seals 3-4,000 years old

That's pretty cool...

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If I ever have the facilities to do it I was thinking of starting a thread about them. Pictures and history / explanations of the scenes depicted.

1. I don't believe in guilt, fear or shame.

2. I only enjoy swimming if I'm naked.

3. I spend the vast majority of my time reading.

4. I'm not afraid of conflict.

5. I wake-up more in love with my husband (who I have known for 15 years) every day.

1. I like to ban members.
2. I like to warn members.
3. I like to edit posts.
4. I like to manners members. (say that 5 times really fast)
5. I like to ban members.

Peace

That's only four...

1. i got a telepahtic conection with my oldest cat

2. my smallest fingers are not even

3. i love dancing

4. i am vegetarian

5. i could eat pasta every day

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What an ass.. lol jokes

1. I saw a ghost when I was overseas. It was staring at me from the ceiling while I was sleeping on a bed.

2. I would buy those fart bombs that would expand slowly and explode and would release them in each carriage of a train.

3. I would love to grow a big shaggy beard, but i'm scared someone would cut it off if it grew too long

4. I made one of my friends eat dog poo as a dare.. He was drunk but he threw up when he took a bite of it.

5. Me and friends popped a viagra before going clubbing. Felt kind of sick for a while and it only really started taking effect after we left the club.

I invented theirs guy when I was 11 years old.

My GF is an expert with the Bull whip

I have learned how to grow hair thru meditation

I miss the little red flags I used to receive for profanity on ATS

This thread is my very favorite and I have stared everyone that has
revealed their intimate secrets.

Originally posted by whaaa
I have learned how to grow hair thru meditation

That's nothing! I can grow my hair while I'm brushing my teeth, riding a bike, watching telly, gettin 'jiggy'!!, standing on one foot AND while meditating... I guess I'm trying to say hair grows 24/7

1.I once saw Danni Minogue leaving a party (it was either her birthday or her sisters). I was working out on the other side of the road, it was about 2 am I think... The only way I knew it was her was because the paparazzi suddenly got lively... I didn't have my glasses so I couldn't see how hot she was.

2. Apparently I passed within feet of posh and becks, I was trying to dislodge a bit of grit that was in my eye so was basically temporally blind, my mate driving the van (slowly like 5 mph - we were looking for a particular hydrant) only said when we were completely out of sight and round the corner - so I will never know for sure.

3. I was looking under this sweet Merc again for a hydrant we had left a logger on, I was basically on my front lying on the ground and this guy says (in a very camp voice!) 'would you like me to move my car?' I know that voice I thinks, sure enough Dale Winton - Gay king of 90's day time TV!... Turns out that was the office of his production company... Woo Hoo I met a big fat Z lister!

4. Family folklore has it that one of my distant aunts had a relationship with Ringo Starr before the Beatles made it really big.

5. Kelly Osbourne and her entourage stayed in the hotel when I was night porter, did not see her but I had a really hot Asian radio one executive in my office sending quite sensitive emails. She smelled purdy!)

I hate people who are obssed with celebrity's! :shk:


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1. For some reason, I can drink a lot, and not get drunk...and I rarely drink. I can't stand the taste of almost any beer, I go for the hard stuff. This tolerance carries over to all drugs and medicine, for some strange reason.

2. I have a strange talent of being able to speak in a way that only the people I want to hear me, seem to hear me...even if all of us are at the same table. Nothing paranormal here, just a weird psychological thing...

3. I really dislike clothes...but I also dislike being arrested...so...

4. Up until I broke my arm at age 10 (in a failed flying attempt), I was convinced I could fly if I believed hard enough...(the cement sidewalk was, apparently, harder than my belief)...

5. 1 have 4 female chihuahuas and 2 (outdoor) cats. We also seem to have acquired our neighbor's 2 cats when she moved out and didn't take them...All 4 cats never leave the yard, and wait for us to get home, feed them, and pet them.

1 - I was once nearly killed in a gas explosion whilst being young, stupid and into sniffing lighter gas.

2 - I used to be a pretty good skateboarder (nearly went pro, had it not been for a badly broken arm)

3 - I have an unhealthy love for sweet and sour chicken balls from the chinese takeout

4 - I can push a nail into my nose, like those circus freaks

5 - I am a very, very lazy person. I haven't done any ironing for over 2 years (other half does it all for me. silly fool )