Sex and Aliens

Well, with probably more followers Aliens/Ufo incidents here than anywhere else probably on the planet an age old question needs answering.

I remember watching many documentaries on UFO's when I was younger. One that comes to mind was a farmer who was riding a tractor being abducted and given a chemical shower, and being molested by an unusual female whom he believes was after his "genetic material"...or something of the sort. The documentary then had several people on who had similar experiences or who were abducted and paired with partners.

Alien sex?
Wet dreams?
Something in between?

Also,

Where did the whole "anal probe" thing come from...fact or myth.

am sorry but this just made me laugh



S+F just becouse I CAN

have a nice day

The worst sex I've ever had was absolutely wonderful.

If they want to spread my genetic material across the universe, who am I to complain?

I can dance with anyone, regardless of their motives. It is not so much as to why they want to be with me, but as to the singular moment we share together.

This realization has given me three children here on Earth, As for the children I may have in the universe, I hope they remember their father.

You'd think aliens would have the technology to extract sufficient dna material from just a few cells to clone us for their uses.
I think this farmer may have inhaled a little too much of those chemicals they spray around.

When ever I hear about anal probes I instantly get a flashback of that South Park episode where Cartman gets an anal probe. lol

It's all just a myth.. imo

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I think that some people who claimed to have been abducted have also claimed to have been anal probed. It might be that they picked it up from the media, but no, I don't know the exact source.

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omg is this space alien porn

lol

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I believe the 'anal probe' has always been middle aged mans' way of expressing discomfort with the mid aged checkup colonoscopy; in a manner of abstract humor.

I think I saw on some sort of alien documentary that a group of aliens are extracting human sperm. I dont think they actually have sex with humans, but just take their sperm and then drop them off. Why? I think the documentary said that they are trying to make a human/alien hybrid so they can function on our planet.

There are many different kinds of aliens and so many different theories of what each species are doing. The Annunaki (reptillian/illuminati) being the most depressing theory of them all , but I think this is largely based around the grays who are also mostly regarded as not being a positive influence on Earth. The grays are a technological species like ourselvs existing in this 3rd dimension. This means that they are probably not friendly. Just the fact that they are doing what seems like scientific tests on unwilling humans makes one think that they are not here for our best interests. But not to worry their are other aliens that have our backs. They were not the ones who could have bestowed great knowledge to our ancient selvs. Amazingly we are actually more spiritual than the grays. The grays are doomed. They can not touch us. We have allys and the power of love if we so choose.

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I think I know which abduction your talking about his name was Antonio Villas Boas some farmer in Brazil. From what I remember it was one of the first abduction cases to gain a lot of press (before barny & betty hill).
I think sex is quite common in abductions. I remember some other ones. Maybe lets say some aliens prefer just extracting the DNA and manipulating it and reproducing from there, while others like it to leave it up to nature or something. Who knows. I would definitely trust the ones wanting sex more than the ones who like the probing method haha.

here's the wikipedia entry about the Brazilian dude
en.wikipedia.org...

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Where did the whole "anal probe" thing come from...fact or myth.

From some bored lonely man stuck in his mama's basement on a Saturday night who got into mama's prescrip meds and watched one too many alien abduction documentaries.

Me thinks humans have a very vivid imagination and watch too much TV


However, OP if you are worried of becoming the next victim, here is some help: Alien Abduction Insurance

and some tips: Protect your family from alien abduction

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Originally posted by yizzel
You'd think aliens would have the technology to extract sufficient dna material from just a few cells to clone us for their uses.
I think this farmer may have inhaled a little too much of those chemicals they spray around.

When ever I hear about anal probes I instantly get a flashback of that South Park episode where Cartman gets an anal probe. lol

It's all just a myth.. imo

Well, it's plausible..

If you extracted DNA from humans, it's already decaying due to the slow destruction of telomeres. Fresh DNA from sperm and eggs haven't lost their genetic age yet.

Technically, if we can find a way to stop telomeres from eroding, we can stop aging beyond our primes.. or something to that effect.

I guess the aliens know about telomeres too. ;]

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So.. You'd bang an alien?

by asmall89

I think I know which abduction your talking about his name was Antonio Villas Boas

That would be the one thanks man...no wait a sec...NO THANK YOU!!! I just read the wikipedia article.......

WTF!?!?

The hair on her head was long and white (somewhat like platinum blonde) but her underarm and pubic hair were bright red. Boas said he was strongly attracted to the woman, and the two had sexual intercourse. During this act, Boas noted that the female did not kiss him but instead ripped out all of his pubic hair and threw it into the air.

What the living hell use would an alien trying to crossbreed with a human have for "ripping out pubic hair".

SERIOUSLY MAN!! What is with these aliens!?!? How the hell could he perform during a carpet removal service!?!

And no kiss!?!?

And no shaving of armpits...

Ya know...the anal probe doesn't sound so bad after hearing about the pube pull...








........WHAT THE HELL!?!?

During this act, Boas noted that the female did not kiss him but instead ripped out all of his pubic hair and threw it into the air.

It is official...if their is life out their they ARE NOT here for peace.......

threw it into the air.

What kind of sick creature makes confetti out of pubes....

SERIOUSLY MAN!!?!??!? WTF!?!?!?!?!?

I am soooo happy I've never been abducted. I need a chastity belt....I NEVER thought I'd say those words in my life....just the thought makes me want to cry...

Wait a sec...

Eventually, he contacted journalist Jose Martins

WHO THE HELL ADMITS TO AN ALIEN KIDNAPPING YOU AND TEARING OUT THEIR PUBES.

If aliens are out their ripping peoples pubes out...who would...how...we'd never know...but....

Must calm down...must breath....

Oh screw it I'm going to bed...should've never started this damn thread...

Boas' sexual encounter with an alien female is mentioned in the book UFOs And The National Security State: Chronology Of A Cover-up 1943-1973 by Richard Dolan. He says that during the sexual encounter "some of the growls that came from her at certain times nearly spoiled everything, as they gave me the disagreeable impression of lying with an animal." She never kissed him, but bit him softly on the chin. When he attempted a second act she became uninterested and left, but before she left she turned to him, pointed to her belly, then pointed to the southward sky.

If he really had sex with an alien, he's one of the luckiest humans ever.

haha, I don't know I have to agree with SonOfChaos ripping out pubes and throwing them like confetti is pretty messed up, unless your into that kind of thing. I guess it could be kinky. Well if you wake up one day, your soar and all your pubes are missing, you'll know who's responsible. Well at least I have some faith in this story, I don't see why someone would make it up. I guess he went to the doctor later because of some soars and they said it was from radiation, go figure.

Ugggg get off the Greys when you discuss sex with Aliens... They are a bunch of experimental little cloned termite bug things that have no interest in us beyond science experiments.

Surely there must be some other alien races even if too far away and our bad luck left us our first encounter with these space larvae. But out there somewhere there must be a more "compatible" species

I'm not opposed to sex with aliens at all, nice attractive ones at least

Don't know any

But from a vantage point of sci fi, I have had my Alien Crushes

Jadzia Dax from deep space 9, I loved her for her a time.

Then there is Mystiqe from the x-men series, I Love her more and she doesn't look human I'd love to meet a Blue Woman who can shape shift into any form...

7 of 9 From Voyager was both Alien and part Borg, I always rooted for the Federation to loose, but I'd enlist for a post under 7 of 9

and then

There is Xev from Lexx and if there is a PRO argument to be made about Alien Sex, Xev would be the spokes person

I think *almost* any explanation is better than "aliens had sex with me!" As someone mentioned, it's probably a symptom of a lonely mid-life crisis. In the rare case of a teenager, it's probably just wishful thinking

Why are men so favored for the anal probe, alien abduction scenario? Maybe some latent fantasy? Surely our friendly grey aliens can't be prison-style perverts! Assuming they are a different species, isn't it equivalent to a human going down to the farmyard with a box of condoms?

On a serious note, I find it hard to accept the whole abduction theory. It doesn't stand much scrutiny. I read recently, some guy cracking on about millions of Americans being abducted by frickin aliens My first thought was, well where are they? I look up at the sky and don't see it full of UFO traffic like a damn freeway. Abducting millions and putting them all back in their beds in time for breakfast? and once more...

omfg guys... this is not normal!!

can we please stop talking about sex with greys lol hahaha

my thrid line is a HAHAHAHA lol

I know a few 'friends' that wouldn't object to a consenting alien, provided that it had an orifice...

On a serious note, Peter Khoury has claimed to have had sex with some Nordic aliens. He had a hair sample that has undergone testing with some interesting results.

Here's the first link in the search box to an ATS thread about Peter Khoury. Read it.

You can find many similar threads on other websites.

Originally posted by TsunamiLight
If you extracted DNA from humans, it's already decaying due to the slow destruction of telomeres. Fresh DNA from sperm and eggs haven't lost their genetic age yet.

Sounds like a plausible explanation, though you'd think aliens advanced enough to come here would also have advance cloning technology.

Originally posted by Leto
Boas' sexual encounter with an alien female is mentioned in the book UFOs And The National Security State: Chronology Of A Cover-up 1943-1973 by Richard Dolan. He says that during the sexual encounter "some of the growls that came from her at certain times nearly spoiled everything, as they gave me the disagreeable impression of lying with an animal."

Bestiality. That's nasty, eew

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That's an interesting tale. My first impression while reading Mr. Khoury's account was that he was experiencing some weird lucid dream. but that doesn't explain the hair wrapped around his penis.

Very strange how the tests showed DNA markers that are characteristic of a rare sub-group of the Chinese Mongoloid type.

Also, shame he didn't see a quack before he swallowed that piece of the alien nipple.

I really don't know what to make of this. Very weird story..



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