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Here is the unofficial thread for all off topic posts since they get deleted everywhere else!

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Go north to Alaska! Give up your possessions! If you have a special skill great, if not there are plenty of seasonal jobs that will hire you online with no experience required. These are mostly resorts ran by large corporations (Aramark) so expect #ty pay and #ty managers. Imagine having the same lame job you have now but surrounded by incredible natural beauty and like minded co-workers. I'm not saying this is a place you can run from yourself or a typical # job, but ATS reminds me of hanging out in the midnight sun sharing thoughts and memories.

reply to post by n0b0DY


Well you have already broken the rules because your post wasn't off-topic. The topic is off-topic, therefore your post is on-topic. So to request people post off-topic on an on-topic post when you yourself cannot post off-topic really shows a lack of commitment to your own cause. Do you expect others to take up your on-topic cause of posting off-topic when you yourself are incapable? My patience for a leaderless cause is in limited quantities so don't wait for me to post off-topic today or any day in your on-topic off-topic post thread.

[edit on 1/9/09 by NovusOrdoMundi]

reply to post by NovusOrdoMundi



You know, sometimes you just make my head hurt.


By the way, your "from my ATS account!!!!!!!!!11" from your other post?
That *11* eleven was a dead give-away.
Your National Clandestine cover is way blown.

reply to post by NovusOrdoMundi


Who's on first the chicken or the egg? because you were on topic you ignored the OP. But before I get off topic, let me remind you that we are all going to die, some of us by car crashes, others by vasectomy's gone wrong.

[edit on 9-1-2009 by hannamtong]

reply to post by hannamtong


Who's already on first, but we could put the egg on second. But what's on second. The chicken can't be on second. That means the chicken is first, but who's already on first. It's not the egg. I don't know who's on first. It's just who. I don't know is third. So who is first? Yes. The egg? I don't know. He's on third. So where's the chicken? Why? He's in left field. Why? I don't know. He's on third. Who? He's on first? What? He's on second. The egg? Who? The chicken? What? First and second. The egg did.

Soon Moving to BTS. ... MOVE ALREADY

reply to post by titorite


Yea, um n0b0DY, let you on a little secret, there's a whole spiffy website here for off topic posts. it's called Below Top Secret.

Yea but tacos are better.

ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOFFTOPICPOST.

This song is very beautiful! And this would be my off topic remark.
While I could also add..

To the poster who made this question.. I will go off topic as much as I can here..
The chicken or the egg.. which came first.. neither!
It was two other types of beasts that had a mating session and BAM!
They got a chicken to spawn!!!
So my question is this.. What beasts laided the chicken?

Spam Spam Ham in a Can!

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My sixth grade teacher was really hot, her name was Linda McElroy, I would never tell the authorities about her!

reply to post by racegunz


Speaking of teachers being hot, has anyone else beside me noticed that english teachers are usually always SMOKING hot?

reply to post by The Scarecrow


I had to think back , but now that you mentioned it ,yes, they seemed to have been above average.

reply to post by racegunz


See, I knew I wasn't the only one who realized this.

edit to add that spanish teachers are seem to be hot too.

[edit on 10-1-2009 by The Scarecrow]

Experiment:

Human=eat+work+sleep+enjoy
Donkey=eat+work+sleep

Inference:
So,
Human=Donkey+enjoy
or
Human-enjoy=Donkey.

Result/conclusion:

Humans who dont enjoy are donkeys.

Experiment:

Human=eat+work+sleep+enjoy
Donkey=eat+work+sleep

Inference:
So,
Human=Donkey+enjoy
or
Human-enjoy=Donkey.

Result/conclusion:

Humans who dont enjoy are donkeys.

Deep fried flour balls have a disturbing tendency to explode covering your right hand in boiling oil.