I need info on becoming a werewolve

reply to post by xmancool03


i live in californa and im a hybrid so if u want to become both vampire and werewolf hears my # 858-229-3110 and if i dont pick up leve a voice mail and tell me ur the one who wants to be a werewolf and i could help u out.

You have to make love to a wild wolf. That's the only way....

Originally posted by _Phoenix_
You have to make love to a wild wolf. That's the only way....

Again? oh shucks, the last time I nearly lost an eye.

My girlfriend Big Moira was born in Kansas and though I suspect
wolves are very rare if not extinct in that state, it was such a beast
that made her the way she is today.

The day had been hot and Moira was glad when the evening ticked
closer. The trailer creaked as she finished washing the dinner plates
in the sink. Her mother had settled as usual in her seat in front of
the TV and Moira knew it would midnight before she shifted her fat
butt from there.

The trailer park was dusty and barren looking, sawgrass jutted out
here and there and over towards the southern end, a tainted stream
struggled it's way towards a river.
Moira looked balefully through the kitchen window and sighed.

As cicadas started their evening orchestra and the colored bulbs
that were strung out across the walkways of the park blinked on,
Moira sat on the steps of the trailer and pondered on her life.

Then the stranger stepped out of the bushes. Moira told me that
she somehow had been expecting him all day, a strange wee voice
in her head had whispered such.
He was tall, Moira said that several times and his hair was long...
black and it lay lank on his broad shoulders. His clothes belonged
to another age, the lapels and sleeve cuffs were extravagant with
braid and metal buttons.

He stepped lightly across the walkway and halted near a pile of
balding tyres, Moira smiled at the man's good looks. "Excuse missy,
I seem to have gotten myself lost" he said softly and Moira had felt
the timbre on her skin like velvet.
"We're all lost" Moira muttered and shrugged, the man smiled and
the hairs on her arms prickled.

The man knelt down to Moira's level and tilted his head dog-like.
"Maybe I could help you from your doldrums?" he whispered and
scrawled rune shapes in the dirt with his long-nailed finger.

Moira looked into the man's eyes and that about all she remembers.

While in hospital, she told me that there are fleeting images in head
of her running through woods and a feeling of freedom.
She has no recollection of how she ended up naked and twenty
miles away form the trailer park... or why she had blood on her
hands.

I'm waiting for her coming back to the park tonight.

Fortunately, or unfortunately (depending on which side of the fence you're on) you can't be a werewolf or turn into one. Many have tried, and one or two have thought they were actual werewolves.

The attraction of staying out late and mom can't stop you is always attractive. It's offset by werewolf requirements.

Sure, you can stay out late and rut with dogs. Cool. On the other hand, ripping screaming people to death with your teeth before eating parts of them is probably bad. Sniffing your own genitalia and the oral cleaning might wear thin when you're in human form and there's a bad taste in your mouth...

Originally posted by Kandinsky
Fortunately, or unfortunately (depending on which side of the fence you're on) you can't be a werewolf or turn into one. Many have tried, and one or two have thought they were actual werewolves.

The attraction of staying out late and mom can't stop you is always attractive. It's offset by werewolf requirements.

Sure, you can stay out late and rut with dogs. Cool. On the other hand, ripping screaming people to death with your teeth before eating parts of them is probably bad. Sniffing your own genitalia and the oral cleaning might wear thin when you're in human form and there's a bad taste in your mouth...

Moira has asked me to state that the above habits are not necessarily
bad for you... oh I have to go, tsk, tsk... I'll get a cloth Moira.

you know most of these remarks are very wolfish, cruel, and arrogant. dont mind the pun. the thing about the psichiatrist cant you people learn to just be nicer. i mean really this is truely like telling a catholic to not believe in god. theres no proof on him is there and yet people still believe in him i dont but others do and im not going around telling him that their dumb or crazy or even asking where the proof is, but cant people just respect others you know im 15 and i have already learnded to repect others you can have your oppinion and you can say you dont believe but dont tell others that they are crazy

Have more respect.

reply to post by Nightshade93


I'm sorry young Sir, if you feel I was being insulting to a
fellow ATSer, I assure you it was unintended.

You can't turn into a physical wolf, you CAN have a physical
illness that changes your appearance, fingers drop off and leave
paw-like palms, facial features look lupine and a a savage hunger
and thirst.

Again I apologise Nightshade93.

Originally posted by IronMan
reply to post by Nightshade93

 

I'm sorry young Sir, if you feel I was being insulting to a
fellow ATSer, I assure you it was unintended.

You can't turn into a physical wolf, you CAN have a physical
illness that changes your appearance, fingers drop off and leave
paw-like palms, facial features look lupine and a a savage hunger
and thirst.

Again I apologise Nightshade93.

i accept your appolgy but im a girl and its not just you its everbody on this site its like no one knows how to be polite. i asked recently who believes they are a werewolf and some of the things people said it was just irratating

i think the key element here is to make sexual contact with the werewolf by exposing your bits to the creature. if it takes to you then it will gladly share its wealth of power upon you

reply to post by xmancool03

BECOMING A WEREWOLF
Various methods for becoming a werewolf have been reported, one of the simplest being the removal of clothing and putting on a belt made of wolfskin, probably as a substitute for the assumption of an entire animal skin (which also is frequently described).
In other cases, the body is rubbed with a magic salve.
To drink water out of the footprint of the animal in question or to drink from certain enchanted streams were also considered effectual modes of accomplishing metamorphosis.
The 16th century Swedish writer Olaus Magnus says that the Livonian werewolves were initiated by draining a cup of specially prepared beer and repeating a set formula. Ralston in his Songs of the Russian People gives the form of incantation still familiar in Russia. According to Russian lore, a child born on December 24 shall be a werewolf.

In Italy, France and Germany, it was said that a man could turn into a werewolf if he, on a certain Wednesday or Friday, slept outside on a summer night with the full moon shining directly on his face.

In Galician, Portuguese, and Brazilian folklore, it is the seventh of the sons (but sometimes the seventh child, a boy, after a line of six daughters) who becomes a werewolf (Lobisomem).

In Portugal, the seventh daughter is supposed to become a witch and the seventh son a werewolf; the seventh son often gets the Christian name "Bento" (Portuguese form of "Benedict", meaning "blessed") as this is believed to prevent him from becoming a werewolf later in life.

In Brazil, the seventh daughter becomes a headless (replaced with fire) horse called "Mula-sem-cabeça" (Headless Mule). The belief in the curse of the seventh son was so widespread in Northern Argentina (where the werewolf is called the lobizón), that seventh sons were frequently abandoned, ceded in adoption, or killed.
A 1920 law decreed that the President of Argentina is the official godfather of every seventh son. Thus, the State gives a seventh son one gold medal in his baptism and a scholarship until his twenty first year. This effectively ended the abandonments, but there still persists a tradition in which the President godfathers seventh sons.

In other cases, the transformation was supposedly accomplished by Satanic allegiance for the most loathsome ends, often for the sake of sating a craving for human flesh. "The werewolves", writes Richard Verstegan (Restitution of Decayed Intelligence, 1628).
OF WHICH ARE~
Certayne sorcerers, who having annoynted their bodies with an ointment which they make by the instinct of the devil, and putting on a certayne inchaunted girdle, does not only unto the view of others seem as wolves, but to their own thinking have both the shape and nature of wolves, so long as they wear the said girdle. And they do dispose themselves as very wolves, in worrying and killing, and most of humane creatures.
Such were the views about lycanthropy current throughout the continent of Europe when Verstegan wrote.
The phenomenon of repercussion, the power of animal metamorphosis, or of sending out a familiar, real or spiritual, as a messenger, and the supernormal powers conferred by association with such a familiar, are also attributed to the magician, male and female, all the world over; and witch superstitions are closely parallel to, if not identical with, lycanthropic beliefs, the occasional involuntary character of lycanthropy being almost the sole distinguishing feature. In another direction the phenomenon of repercussion is asserted to manifest itself in connection with the bush-soul of the West African and the nagual of Central America; but though there is no line of demarcation to be drawn on logical grounds, the assumed power of the magician and the intimate association of the bush-soul or the nagual with a human being are not term.
BE A VAMPIRE INSTEAD

Originally posted by MrVertigo
reply to post by xmancool03

 

Alright, now this is usually top secret information, but since you ask so nicely I'll help you out. Just don't go spreading this around to all your little friends.

1: Find a wolf

2: Expose the wolf to radiation

3: Get bitten by the wolf

4: ????

5: Profit!!

[edit on 8-1-2009 by MrVertigo]

ahhhhh a fellow southpark fan.....nice..

Steal underpants it works for the gnomes...


Ummm yea I'm not sure you can just become one, don't you just have to be really really really really lucky and be in the presence of one and get bit but hope that it doesn't maul you to death because it is hungry?

Originally posted by Nightshade93
you know most of these remarks are very wolfish, cruel, and arrogant. dont mind the pun. the thing about the psichiatrist cant you people learn to just be nicer. i mean really this is truely like telling a catholic to not believe in god. theres no proof on him is there and yet people still believe in him i dont but others do and im not going around telling him that their dumb or crazy or even asking where the proof is, but cant people just respect others you know im 15 and i have already learnded to repect others you can have your oppinion and you can say you dont believe but dont tell others that they are crazy

Have more respect.

I love the comparison to a Catholic told not to believe in God. This activity is allowed to happen on this site many, many times a day.

This is a sick individual that needs to be verbally "slapped into reality".
He does not need to have his fantasy strengthened by the sicknesses of other unhealthy site members.

If trying to help this person is wrong, but feeding into his dementia is right, it should give you all a pretty good idea of how misguided this site, and many of it's members truly are.

Imagine if he was your brother or friend.


On the other hand, I welcome any "real" or wannabe Vampires or Werewolves to come for a visit. (This shouldn't be too tough for you, with your POWERS and all)
I have some empty space on my living room walls, and I could use a new coat.


Leave the guy alone.

There is a fellow in Los Angeles named Rick Baker who turns people into Werewolves. In fact he has won I think now 7 Academy Awards for turning people into Monsters. Do a Google and perhaps he could help you out?

If you figure it out, my Wife has a Cat I bet could kick your Canine butt.

Your best chance of being bitten by a werewolf (and thus turning into one!) is apparently to go to London. Warren Zevon, the famed documentary songwriter, did a number about that very subject, although admittedly there was also the hairy gent who ran amok in Kent, so you could try that locale as well if London doesn't work for you (although I hear rumours that he's since moved to Mayfair).

If in London, also make it a point to go to the Chinese restaurant called "Lee Ho Fooks" in SOHO. I understand that that is another hotspot. Werewolves apparently prefer the beef chow mein there, although I personally would go with the chicken curry, but, hey, I'm not a werewolf.

As a last resort, I have a friend in Boston who is convinced that she has werewolf-like properties. You might not become a werewolf if she bites you, but at least you will probably have a good time.



[edit on 3/4/2009 by RR98]

[edit on 3/4/2009 by RR98]

reply to post by Nightshade93


What is a "psichiatrist"? I think I desperately need to see one, but I can't seem to find any listed in the Yellow Pages......

Dude, there is no evidence Werewolves exist. If you have some, please post it. However, there is the Michigan Dogman issue which I think I can explain. I believe there are animals thought to be extinct, that aren't. The beast is a Shasta Ground Sloth or a close relative of it. Check the hands and feet. They can walk on 2 or 4 feet. Now if you saw one at night, walking on 2 feet, wouldn't you think werewolf.

www.tarpits.org...

www.examiner.com...

www.youtube.com...

Originally posted by Static Sky
Don't listen to these folks. They're just yanking your chain. I know for a fact that the only people who can tell you how to become a werewolf are called 'psychiatrists'.

My advice is to call a few of them, until you find one who seems very interested in what you are looking for, if you catch my drift. Make an appointment, go tell them what it is you want and don't take no for an answer. You will have to be quite diligent in your inquiry to earn their trust and prove your desire.

Only then will they admit they can help you. After all, they don't want everyone to be werewolves, right? Only the special ones. I promise you, if you go see a psychiatrist and make them understand that this is what you REALLY want, they'll fix you right up. Be well.

[edit on 1/8/2009 by Static Sky]

Well, you have to be convincing. They will want you to relax when you talk to them. It helps to curl up at their feet, or lie on your back with all four 'legs' in the air. Howling, and barking at things is also very convincing that a person wants to be a werewolf.

Reading the replies to this make me sick.
People never consider the source that these question may be coming from.
Not everyone may be on the all and mighty enlightened path some of you wish to believe you are on.

Almost EVERYONE has accesses to the internet from children to adults to the arrogant and ignorant to the mentally disabled to the to less educated.

Some people should take this into mind when they reply, and try to have a little compassion and understanding, people on here like to preach of tolerance and not being ignorant but it's all I really ever see on here lately.

Most of you have been called many things for some of the things that you believe in.

not sure about all the rest of it, but i do know that if you want to run with the big dogs, you have to quit pissin like a pup!