posted on Dec, 30 2008 @ 08:10 AM
this is in interesting perspective on "The Smurfs"
Smurfs and Communism - Okay, I know it sounds crazy. I didn't believe it myself at first. Then I started thinking about it, and it starts getting
scary.
First of all, you must take away all pre-programed thoughts you might already have about communists. Forget all that big bad Russian stuff that the
80's taught us, that doesn't exist anymore. Think of communism as just a way of life, a social order, an economic standpoint. Take all the visions
of sickles and hammers out of your head for awhile, and then you will be able to see it.
First of all, the Smurfs shared everything. The food in the Smurf village was stored away in those mushrooms the minute it was harvested and then
equally distributed to all the Smurfs throughout the year. No one "farmer smurf" sold his crop to one smurf or another. It was understood that the
crop was for the entire Smurf population, not for the sale or profit of one smurf alone.
Then there were the jobs each smurf held. There was Handy Smurf, and Painter Smurf, and Brainy Smurf, ect.. Each smurf had his own job and was not
allowed to try other fields. There actually was an episode where each smurf tried to do another one's job, and failed. The moral of the story was
apparently "Stick to what you do Best" or in another view, what the society has chosen for you. Handy Smurf was always building.
Painter Smurf was always painting. Everyone accepted what they were and didn't ask questions.
Then there comes the somewhat obvious stretches. Papa Smurf wore a red cap. All the Smurfs were the same color and sang the same song everywhere
they went - stressing unity. Didn't you catch yourself singing that song as a kid? Everyong did.
The most outstanding arguement that the smurfs were communists comes from their arch-vilain Gargamel. If you remember, the only thing that Gargamel
wanted the smurfs for was for his own profit. In the first four or five seasons, Gargamel's master plan was to catch the Smurfs, boil them, and turn
them into gold. For some reason, in the later years when the show was dying, they started saying that he wanted to eat the poor blue creatures, but
for the most part he wanted to turn them into gold. He didn't care about the Smurfs themselves or their culture or well being. All he cared about
was getting gold. He was only interested in how to get rich and nothing, nothing would get in his way.
Gargamel was a capitalist.
The evil antagonist on the Smurfs was the ultimate capitalist, terrorizing the peaceful good little communist Smurf community. It all starts to fit
together doesn't it?
It makes you wonder why anybody didn't speak up about this before, especialy during the 80's cold war.
1) Note that all the Smurfs look exactly the same (with the exception of Papa Smurf--see below). They are all blue-skinned and have white hats and
white tails. This reflects the classless society Marxist theory proposes, in which all men and women are comrades.
2) Note which Smurfs are focused on: Hefty, the soldier and Handy, the worker. Note which Smurfs are portrayed negatively: Greedy, who simply eats
all the time; Vanity, who contributes nothing to the society and is lost in his own Narcissism; and particularly Brainy (a thinly-veiled caricature of
Trotsky), who thinks too much for himself and undermines the Smurf state. He is repeatedly thrown out of the colony (Trotsky, of course, was
assassinated in Mexico).
3) Papa Smurf is the only Smurf who wears any clothing other than the standard-issue white uniform. Instead his outfit is RED. (Need we say more?)
Furthermore, Papa Smurf's unique facial hair is clearly meant to conjure up images of Lenin and Stalin.
4) Note the prime enemy of the Smurfs: Gargamel, and his cat Asreael. There can be no doubt that this villain/sidekick duo are to represent the Jews,
who were persecuted under Soviet rule.
5) You may attempt to challenge this theory with the claim that the mid-1980s introduction of the younger generation of Smurfs was an attempt at
Americanization. Conversely, I submit that this addition occurred just as Perestroika and Glastnost took hold in the Soviet Union, and that openness
was reflected in the addition of new characters.
Luckily, of course, the United States was able to win the Cold War, and the communist message of the Smurfs has gone by the wayside. Of particular
contribution in defeating this threat were such shows as GI Joe (a real American hero, GI Joe is there) and Superfriends (a flag-waving show if ever
there was one).
And so you now have before you conclusive proof of the Soviet plot to indoctrinate American youth in the 1980s. Call Oliver Stone for further
details.