Terrorist(s) have begun systematic bombing of most major countries!

Terrorist(s) began systematic bombing of most major countries!

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The AP confirms NORAD downed Santa at 4:33 PM EST. The event occured when the jolly old fellow ventured too close to Iraqi air space. It's not clear if Santa's sortie was to deliver toys to the few remaining Christian children in Iraq, though there are reports his aircraft was dispersing unmarked packages.

"This is SOP," said Major Johnson, with the 131st Air Command stationed outside Baghdad, "Any craft approaching our space that hasn't been cleared and lacks uniform transponders is viewed as a threat. We tried hailing it on all frequencies, but got no response."

Sources report Santa's sleigh was downed with a barrage of hell-fire missiles. The only reported survivors were reindeer Comet and Vixen. They are in allied custody, to face interrogation.

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[edit on 25-12-2008 by Iblis]

[edit on 25-12-2008 by Iblis]

Unfortunately, during one of the most peaceful and hopeful times of the year, it seems some absolutely loathsome, unscrupulous and dastardly individuals have begun disturbing the peace by dropping 'payloads' from some sort of modified civilian vehicle designed for flight.

I'm .. I'm not sure what to say at this point. The worst seems to be over, and if you were fortunate enough to not be hit by this mad man..

Well, cheer up!
There's always next year.

Now go spend some time with family, or friends, and relive all the good times of the past year.

Merry Christmas, ATS.
-Ib

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