Public Service anouncement ladies

Ladies I am posting this thread to give away the secrets of my gender.

- We are simple.

Please ladies, you have to stop thinking that we are more complex than we are. We really aren’t that complicated all we want is what most women want in a relationship. To know that we are with someone we can talk too and that will be there for us no matter what.

- No need for senseless nagging.

Ladies, by now I think most of you know that nagging is not going to do the trick. It actually makes us want to do what ever you have decided to do less. Just ask us nicely as you would like us to ask you. Do you like it if we nag to you? Besides you all want equal rites so be an equal you can do it as easily as he can.


Most importantly
-Don’t ask us a question you don’t want an honest answer to.

Your man, if he is a good man, will not lie to you. Because it comes back to us later when we forget the lie we had to tell you to keep you happy.

Yes your butt does look big. You had kids baby, but you’re the most beautiful mom I have ever seen. Fathers, that is the answer you should use when you get this obviously baited question.

And ladies quit thinking your men are cheating when they are not. That type of thinking leads to them actually doing so.

reply to post by Ant4AU


#1. We are VERY aware of how simple you are. That makes things SO easy.
#2. A smart woman, doesn't nag. She can get her man to do anything she wants, without him even realizing it.
#3.When we ask you a question..we do want an honest answer. But it's not just the honesty we are looking for..But the CONSISTENCY of such when you DO answer. And EVERYONE lies. Small or big.
#4.Keep telling her that her butt is big, and you'll never see it naked again. NOT a good way to keep your sex life going, no matter how beautiful a "MOM" she is.
#5.Men DO cheat. Period. It's in your DNA to do so. Some just more than others.

reply to post by AccessDenied


#1. We are VERY aware of how simple you are. That makes things SO easy.
#2. A smart woman, doesn't nag. She can get her man to do anything she wants, without him even realizing it.
#3.When we ask you a question..we do want an honest answer. But it's not just the honesty we are looking for..But the CONSISTENCY of such when you DO answer. And EVERYONE lies. Small or big.
#4.Keep telling her that her butt is big, and you'll never see it naked again. NOT a good way to keep your sex life going, no matter how beautiful a "MOM" she is.
#5.Men DO cheat. Period. It's in your DNA to do so. Some just more than others.

#1.We men are so complicated that your simplesity pisses us off.

#2.So curd a smart man.

#3.Stop being a kid and grow up. Dont ask questions unless you want a truthful answer.
#4.We dont care. We know planty of women. why dont you JUST leve. BIG BUTT.
#5.If so. Than dont get mad if we cheat.
BIG BUTT

Originally posted by AccessDenied
#5.Men DO cheat. Period. It's in your DNA to do so. Some just more than others.

Its in our dna? Not to be rude, but thats just flat out wrong. What excuse do you have for when women cheat?

According to a poll over over 1,100 women conducted by WomanSavers.com, over 62% of women thought that men cheat more than women. However, in a similar WomanSaver’s poll of over 850 women, only 67% said they would never cheat on their partner.According to the current infidelity statistics 60% of men and 40% of women are involved in extramarital affair.

link to the website quoted

Recent studies reveal that 45-55% of married women and 50-60% of married men engage in extramarital sex at some time or another during their relationship.

link to the website quoted

Women cheat nearly as much as men.So which dna strand does this "cheating gene" that you have discovered attach to for woman? id love to see your scientific research that you did to discover this new gene that all men have but not women even thought they cheat nearly as much as men do. Please share your scientific knowledge with us simple men.

[edit on 24-12-2008 by gimme_some_truth]

[edit on 24-12-2008 by gimme_some_truth]

reply to post by gimme_some_truth


THIS is what happens when you come here and post when you are in a bad mood.
You take a post by another member, which is meant to be humorous and tongue in cheek, and you Dissect it saying "WHERE"S YOUR PROOF???"
I have proof that you lack a sense of humor.
Perhaps you need to go back to ATS for awhile. BTS is too light for you.
Oh, and MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Originally posted by Anonymous ATS
reply to post by AccessDenied

 

#1. We are VERY aware of how simple you are. That makes things SO easy.
#2. A smart woman, doesn't nag. She can get her man to do anything she wants, without him even realizing it.
#3.When we ask you a question..we do want an honest answer. But it's not just the honesty we are looking for..But the CONSISTENCY of such when you DO answer. And EVERYONE lies. Small or big.
#4.Keep telling her that her butt is big, and you'll never see it naked again. NOT a good way to keep your sex life going, no matter how beautiful a "MOM" she is.
#5.Men DO cheat. Period. It's in your DNA to do so. Some just more than others.

#1.We men are so complicated that your simplesity pisses us off.

#2.So curd a smart man.

#3.Stop being a kid and grow up. Dont ask questions unless you want a truthful answer.
#4.We dont care. We know planty of women. why dont you JUST leve. BIG BUTT.
#5.If so. Than dont get mad if we cheat.
BIG BUTT

Iam hoping this was meant as a simple reply, and not directed at me personally.And for someone telling another to GROW UP..your responses sound quite childish.

[edit on 24-12-2008 by AccessDenied]

reply to post by AccessDenied


You beat me to it, I know you women understand how simple we are. You are very correct in saying a smart woman doesn't nag. I've actually taken my girlfriend to the ballet without realizing what I was doing until we got there. She's crafty. Women will always fish for a compliment (so do we) and you sort of have to tell a white lie every now and again. My girlfriend of three years has yet to gain an ounce, but when she does you can bet I'll be saying I can't tell. I like the bed room time too much to say otherwise!

Originally posted by AccessDenied
reply to post by gimme_some_truth

 

THIS is what happens when you come here and post when you are in a bad mood.
You take a post by another member, which is meant to be humorous and tongue in cheek, and you Dissect it saying "WHERE"S YOUR PROOF???"
I have proof that you lack a sense of humor.
Perhaps you need to go back to ATS for awhile. BTS is too light for you.
Oh, and MERRY CHRISTMAS.

I wasnt in a bad mood, and I dont appreciate you assuming that just because I didnt get your "joke'. surely you realize that two people not realizing it was a joke, indicates that it wasnt a very obvious joke.

I have a great sense of humor. Im wondering about yours though Usually if you have to explain it then its not a very good joke.

You honestly came across as very serious to me. I thought you were being serious. Apparently im not the only one who thought you were being serious....

you clearly dont know a thing about me if you truly think BTS is "too light for me" Im one of the goofiest fun loving people you will ever meet on ATS or BTS.

As for your telling me I should stick to ATS, I will surf what ever website I choose wether you like it or not.

You came across as being serious to me. I saw no sign of sarcasm from you. Cant you see how someone would make a post such as the one I (and others) did if they thought you were serious?

It was just a mistake. Lighten up. I do apologize for misreading and misinterpreting your post. I truly didnt realize it was a joke. If I did I would be the first one to laugh.

Perhaps next time make even the slightest indication that you arent serious. People will be more likely to get your joke...

Merry christmas to you too. Peace love joy and happiness to you and yours.

-GST

[edit on 24-12-2008 by gimme_some_truth]

Can’t we all just get along. Now come on everybody less just hold hands and sing Coom-By-Ya together.
Please forgive me for stirring up issues I only meant to be funny. Now everybody Coom-Ya-Yaaaaa Coom-By-Ya.

We just want a beer and to see a naked chick.

Roper

"Boys > Girls." "NO! Boys < Girls!"

Rawwwrrrr!!!!