Truth about Satan Clause, I mean Santa Clause...

For all of you out there that tell your kids about Santa or want to know how this tale originated check this link out. I mean come on, if you tell kids that Santa is real, and later on when they find out he isn't, what will they think about God? They will think the same thing and its about of Satans masterplan. We gotta wake up people...


Santa Clause: The Great Imposter

WHOOBLA WHOOBLA WHOOBLA

Santa Clause is also the 'code word' for aliens for the DOD .

I don't think giving gifts is evil however. My opinion only.

reply to post by furiousracer313


thanks for the laugh Furious lol

I even read through part of that link on your OP... Pure comedic genius IMHO!

hehehehe, hilarious.

to be honest i would believe in santa over god any day.

reply to post by furiousracer313


If you're going to do a joke, you should try to get a little more creative.

You Changed Santa to Satan, unoriginal, still funny, but needs a little push.

But then you just belly uped it like a dead bloated stinking fish. Very disappointing showing if I must say.

You could have been more cleaver by saying such:

Satan's Clause: a stipulation that santa clause is truly the illusion of evil forces put into a hollyday.

Or you could have went old school with a

Satan's Claws

Or maybe been far reaching and say

Satan's cause.

Come on now.

The title should read something like this, to be more spectcular and draw the attention of the reader in:

The Truth about Santa's Cause... Ummm I mean Santa Clause.

Or

Truth about the Satan's Clause,,, The Santa Cause.

Or even

Here Come's Satan's claws, I mean Santa Clause...





[edit on 11-12-2008 by Incarnated]

an anagram for Santa clause is .... "Satans a clue"

Oh gosh christians are the most paranoid of all paranoia on here.

Every conspiracy site i come across has revelations or bible quotes tailing it.

[edit on 12-12-2008 by meadowfairy]

Originally posted by furiousracer313
I mean come on, if you tell kids that Santa is real, and later on when they find out he isn't, what will they think about God?

They might indeed figure out that both are man-made myths. I'm not seeing how this is a bad thing.

Zeus, Horus, Mithra, Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are other examples of man-made myths.

As for Satan, what makes you think it isn't Hades' doing?

and since this is a conspiracy site:

"When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things."
- 1 Corinthians 13:11


[edit on 13/12/08 by ConspiracyNut23]