Teach me to vector in a UFO !

I thought I would start this new thread having been involved in the "Greer vectoring in pheonix lights" thread.

There is a lot of talk of vectoring these days - a lot of theories - and a lot of rubbish spoken. So in this thread I would like to try and see if we can seriously get together the information on how to vector in a ufo !

Let us hear from people who have done it, experienced it, watched it
Let us get information on how to learn and train to vector-in
Let us try it and share our experiences

All I know of it is, that it is supposed to be possible to use ones mind to communicate with UFO occupants and have them pay a little visit in response ! Is this a total load of rubbish or not ?

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some claim to do it.. but none have ever done it.. good luck...

Originally posted by sjb5000
I thought I would start this new thread having been involved in the "Greer vectoring in pheonix lights" thread.

There is a lot of talk of vectoring these days - a lot of theories - and a lot of rubbish spoken. So in this thread I would like to try and see if we can seriously get together the information on how to vector in a ufo !

Let us hear from people who have done it, experienced it, watched it
Let us get information on how to learn and train to vector-in
Let us try it and share our experiences

All I know of it is, that it is supposed to be possible to use ones mind to communicate with UFO occupants and have them pay a little visit in response ! Is this a total load of rubbish or not ?

I have a prime piece of oncean front realty for you! Way undervalued, meet me at the beach during low tide.

[edit on 27-11-2008 by king9072]

Is this a total load of rubbish or not ? it

If there was a sure-fire way to 'vector' in UFOs, I am certain that we would not still on ATS debating their existence.

You can spend hundreds of hours skywatching and see nothing out of the ordinary. From my experience, it's all about being in the right place at the right time.

That said, there does seem to be a link between UFOs and nuclear weapon sites. Look up The Malmstrom Air Force Base UFO incident.

Originally posted by sjb5000All I know of it is, that it is supposed to be possible to use ones mind to communicate with UFO occupants and have them pay a little visit in response ! Is this a total load of rubbish or not ?

I have a theory. If you are staring at a supposed UFO-it is likely that they can 'see' you with higher powered technology. They might could 'see' your intrest as they are viewing you on magnify. And might think to act upon that.

There is alot about on telepathy with aliens and much testimony to the same.

I wouldn't flag one down, no. It is to me no different than inviting the driver of a random car into my home for the fact that they happened to have driven down the road. Rings of danger.

We barely know ourselves, but we are dangerous---aliens??

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It's not a total load of rubbish it's complete and total brave and courageous insanity..
People should hanglide or something if the want to take such risks. However, I do admire it.

Flagged, wanna see more members contribute to this..... But i have to agree that if it could be done then ATS will be redundent already!

You could just try meditation and simply asking. Especially if you do some meditation sessions outside, in the evening, around 9 on in the summertime, but ealier in the winter months.

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Good idea for a thread,

i would like to see some people that have been on these excursions post what they experienced and if it has changed their perception of this phenomena ?

i don't think i am ready to try it because i might not like who shows up ? but it would be interesting to hear the details from someone that say's they have done this.






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I guess flashing a flashlight at it 3 times usually gets a response only side effect is it approaches you and then leaves and you realize you have missing time then go under hypnotism and have scary flash backs for the rest of your life and end up in a mental facility.

At least that's what is always told by people who have claimed abduction. I would try it but have never seen one, plus I never carry a flashlight.

What about using a high power hand held green laser, they must shine very high and brightly, i bet one of those would attract some attention although best not to do it close to an airport etc.

Just send me $200 and ill tell you,cant explain why the money is needed,its a secret that i cant tell for security reasons...but i contact aliens all the time with mind power and $3 laser pens...those aliens cant resist a good mind vibe or cheap laser pen.

I was going to say ... ask Blossom Goodchild... but I guess that would not be a very good Idea... she was only talking to the aliens via channeling.. she didnt realy summon the ufo.. they just told her they were coming.. but I guess they got sidetracked.. kinda..sorta..

If someone who is sitting around meditating, alot, saying umm ahhh aliens do you read me blah blah.
Then a UFO appears.
Of course they say, it was me it was me I talked to it, the UFO came because of me.
But the fact is they always sit around doing that so its only a matter of time before a UFO is sighted and they claim to have vectored it.

Originally posted by Darthorious
I guess flashing a flashlight at it 3 times usually gets a response only side effect is it approaches you and then leaves and you realize you have missing time then go under hypnotism and have scary flash backs for the rest of your life and end up in a mental facility.

At least that's what is always told by people who have claimed abduction. I would try it but have never seen one, plus I never carry a flashlight.

Funny you should bring up flashing the flashlight - had one experience myself once ---

Was out camping, sitting outside the tent chatting drinking a few beers etc, and I happen to mention seeing "stars" that move (everyone blames the beer!) and of course we talked about satellites etc.... I happen to mention the ones I have seen do the classic 90 degree turns etc - so we started looking & making fun as one does after a few beers....

Yes we were successful at spotting satellites, and planes and few very strange moving things - we started flashing a powerful "narrow beam" torch at them - and yes they changed direction every time we flashed the odd ones, and got the occasional flash back....
The mood quickly changed from “campfire larking about” to one of serious "Oh S*it" It was the repeatability that got to us, not just one off coincidence......

I have never flashed a "ufo" since ;-) as others have mentioned we do not know what trouble we could bring upon ourselves.....

Originally posted by king9072

I have a prime piece of oncean front realty for you! Way undervalued, meet me at the beach during low tide.

[edit on 27-11-2008 by king9072]

Sounds like an opportunity for an allnight BBQ, skywatch, some story telling and some laughs :-)

Originally posted by Solomons
Just send me $200 and ill tell you,cant explain why the money is needed,its a secret that i cant tell for security reasons...but i contact aliens all the time with mind power and $3 laser pens...those aliens cant resist a good mind vibe or cheap laser pen.

The problem is that what you have just said - sums up very well the sort of story I keep hearing .... Which pushes me towards thinking that it is a really big con-job to screw money out of people. It is what has upset me about Greer - he did so much good stuff for credibility of ufology, and now all secret and give me some $$$ - I want to give "The benefit of the doubt"....

Hence why I started this thread - lets hear some 1st hand experiences and if the most unlikely of things has some truth in it - let us hear about it !

Vectoring UFO's Made Easy

Having problems in your life? Tired of being ignored by your peers? Want to flush those feelings of insignificance down the toilet?

HOW? IT'S EASY!

With these simple steps you too will be able to 'Vector' UFO's, impress women, win friends and influence people! Guaranteed!


1. Secure yourself a gullible audience. With a small questionnaire, you will be able to ascertain whether they have been fooled by scams in the past. These are your target audience! Asking if they believe in the GFL or Ashtar Command is always a good start!

2. Find a high traffic area for satellites to perform your 'Vectoring Exhibition'. Somewhere at high altitude is a must. You want peoples brains to be starved of oxygen and the satellites easy to see. Trout Lake will suffice!

3. Purchase a dozen or so Mylar Party Balloons, check the weather reports and have friends release them upwind from you at predetermined intervals. You want to make sure those babies have a bit of altitude by the time they fly over. The goofy party prints should not be visible to the naked eye.

4. Have your unwitting audience sign a non disclosure agreement to make your sideshow appear important in the eyes of others. Feel comfortable in the knowledge that "people want to buy into the illusion". Just ask any magician!

5. Get yourself some mood music to play across a P.A System. You can't go past Vangelis or Tangerine Dream. If you can't purchase one of those CD's, some whale calls should do nicely!

6. Gather your crowd of willing followers, have them all hold hands and stand in a circle. Remember, they should also feel 'responsible' - It helps keep them in denial! Put on your finest white robes and chant away - any old gobbledygook will do! Watch them gasp in awe as your Vectoring scam runs like clockwork. Who would have ever thought that balloons and satellites could start a cult!!!

7. Grin to yourself as you count your cash!

IRM

[edit on 28/11/08 by InfaRedMan]

Originally posted by InfaRedMan
Vectoring UFO's Made Easy

With these simple steps you too will be able to 'Vector' UFO's, impress women, win friends and influence people! Guaranteed!
Grin to yourself as you count your cash!

Ahhh... so I have found someone experienced in this field

This is what I keep hearing....

Come on folks - is there no one out there who has 1st hand witnessed / experienced anything that could be claimed as genuine ?? or is this thread giving me the answer?

What exactly, is 'vectoring'. There's no such verb that I can find. I know what a vector is mathematically speaking, but the verb 'to vector' is a new one.
I suppose it must be subtley different from 'channelling'. That activity has already been spoken for of course, so I guess you have to invent a new one if you want people to take any notice. So, as each money-making, UFO attracting enterprise comes along, some new pseudo-verb is needed to make it sell. Actually, I was thinking of going into this activity myself. But what to call it? I put a load of those little Scrabble chips in a bag, shook them up. I then threw 'em on the floor witchdoctor style in the hope of getting inspiration. Anyway, the way the chips fell gave me 'yahwehing'. Hmm, sounds pretty good to me. Wadya reckon?

WG3