Dell Computers putting top secret UFO cordinates in their software

I have a graphics card that i just got from dell and it tracks the coordinates of the us military and unidentified flying objects throughout outer space. its the weirdest thing i have ever seen.

The only way you could know this is if you already knew of the relative position of space objects, before you got you computer. The only way you could know that is if you are NORAD employee.

Are you a NORAD employee? If you are a NORAD employee, I seriously doubt you would be within your agreement to tell us these things.

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Originally posted by prototism
The only way you could know this is if you already knew of the relative position of space objects, before you got you computer. The only way you could know that is if you are NORAD employee.

Are you a NORAD employee? If you are a NORAD employee, I seriously doubt you would be within your agreement to tell us these things.

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[edit on 22-11-2008 by raver2005]

I have a BSD (BS Detector) Card that detects BS by analyzing the post in question...

The card confirmed that your post is full of BS and that anyone that raved in 2005 and still feels proud of it tells lies on a regular basis...

Originally posted by prototism
The only way you could know this is if you already knew of the relative position of space objects, before you got you computer. The only way you could know that is if you are NORAD employee.

Are you a NORAD employee? If you are a NORAD employee, I seriously doubt you would be within your agreement to tell us these things.

[edit on 11/22/2008 by prototism]

[edit on 11/22/2008 by prototism]

Always funny to follow your posts, you are always trying to implicate people into criminal behaviour some how. I gotta be honest and say it directly, are you a federal agent or somehow associated with any law enforcement ageny?

Best regards.

Loke.

ps.

For the thread starter!

If this is true take out your card and ship it somewhere safely, some time soon it would become real dandy to own

[edit on 22-11-2008 by Loke.]

Present us with some pictures? That would be swell right? Not that we are guaranteed to know what UFO coordinates look like.

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tell you what is far more weird:
1 - advanced tech coming from Dell
2 - you posting again, ever, on ATS if your story is true

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And, just how does a graphics card do that? I've been reading posts on ATS for about 3 months now, and that's just about the goofiest thing I've seen.

So tell me what the current position of the NSA satellites that are currently in orbit and after your done with getting me those coords I would like to know the coords to the National Geospatial Intelligence Agency satellites that are in orbit...Thanks

Hell, I would just like to know the location of the latest DirecTV satellite.....damn stuff goes out if a cloud passes over in the sky.

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I have a graphics card that i just got from dell and it tracks the coordinates of the us military and unidentified flying objects throughout outer space. its the weirdest thing i have ever seen.

Granted I'm not very knowledgable when it comes to graphics cards but how exactly does this work? When you discovered it did you contact Dell to see if they accidently shipped you something that was actually created for a government agency?

Jemison

Originally posted by eventHorizon
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tell you what is far more weird:
1 - advanced tech coming from Dell
2 - you posting again, ever, on ATS if your story is true

1-Well, You know what they say about E Indians and Hinduism...they kinda on the smart side. Welcome to Dell Technical support.

2-They don't do anything for classified information leaks very much anymore. In actuality they are trying to dump the info as quickly as they can in an acceptable manner.

3-Its not so much designed to track UFOs as it is to track conciousness anyways. Always wondered why they called it the NET or grid.

4- Put down your microscopes, calculations, scientific measurment methodologies...All your questions to any question imagineable and unimagineable resides inside you and has always resided inside you, not from books and peer reviews from smarty pant PhDs

Originally posted by raver2005
I have a graphics card that i just got from dell and it tracks the coordinates of the us military and unidentified flying objects throughout outer space. its the weirdest thing i have ever seen.

i worked on computers for a long time, a graphics card would need a CMOS or other type of battery to "hold" info, or some type of "drive on the card itself, otherwise as soon as you turn the computer off it loses its info on the memory chips on the card.

plus...all dell computers are "assembled" from other hardware companies...the only thing that is "dell" is the logo.

how do i know?... i have over 40 certs. on dells laptops, servers, desktops.

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ROFLMAO!!


Ok so there is Dellusion there....ya? Heh!!


Cheers!!!!

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Umm...have you ever heard of "Non-Volitle RAM" in your experience in working with PC's????

If chips needed something to retain data, then how do you explain why microprocessors, lets take an old one for example, such as an 8088 chip can retain its Basic Input Output Structure, which is data, programmed into the chip, without needing a battery and the thing can sit there in a piece of anti-static styrofoam for years and not loose any of that inputted data????



Dellusion.



Cheers!!!!

Originally posted by jimmyx

Originally posted by raver2005
I have a graphics card that i just got from dell and it tracks the coordinates of the us military and unidentified flying objects throughout outer space. its the weirdest thing i have ever seen.

i worked on computers for a long time, a graphics card would need a CMOS or other type of battery to "hold" info, or some type of "drive on the card itself, otherwise as soon as you turn the computer off it loses its info on the memory chips on the card.

plus...all dell computers are "assembled" from other hardware companies...the only thing that is "dell" is the logo.

how do i know?... i have over 40 certs. on dells laptops, servers, desktops.

Never come across a video card with its own BIOS then? You can even alter it yourself with the help of 3rd party software. Nvdia cards, for example, a piece of software called NiBiTor (Nvidia Bios editor) springs to mind...


Anyway, I'm typing this on an old Dell laptop which I use to help predict the future. Wowzers!

All I have to do is type in a certain combination of letters and punctuation in a certain text box, and I can tell you if it'll raining in Aberystwyth tomorrow.

The card is probably stuck in some type of gaming demo mode and is churning out random flight patterns.
Why not provide the name, brand and model number of the card?

what the hell is wrong with you people. this guy is obviously either very computer illeterate or more paranoid then everyone here put together. obviously this is either a joke post or a hoax. stop pretending that he might be telling the truth and move on.

I love it when people spell "Illiterate" wrong....

"I am so smart....I am so smart.... SMRT..."

Its obvious this is a joke , it must be lol . Though why did you choose dell , why would they bother putting it in dell software it would have been maybe a bit more believable if it was in say a Mac Pro or other high end workstations