I am the savior!!!

Well well, it's about time. So, how would you like me to submit my list of prayer requests? I hope you cooperate this time, having to force/crucify you to turn my beer into premium wine and to fill my basket with fish and bread is such a crude method of getting you to share the wealth/power. I hope you have learned something since yourlast power play and are more cooperative and willing to share the hocus pocus THIS TIME.

Originally posted by defcon5
reply to post by AnarchynowApophis2012

 

Actually, that was meant as a joke, however you are incorrect.
The Bible teaches that there will be a second coming and an “End of the World” as it now stands. The Mayans, similarly believed that at the end of the 2012 cycle that the world would be destroyed for the final time by Water:
The destruction of the earth is supposedly shown on the last page of the Dresden Codex:

The icons at the top refer to: “Black Earth, Black on High”.

That is the water bearer, the age of aquarius, and just think most of the common people still have no idea that they were all the same. Instead they laugh and act like they know all and none of these things exist, how dumb can the world get???

[edit on 15-11-2008 by seek4 truth]

www.abovetopsecret.com...

this guy wants to know if god says it's ok to go killing people that have had sex.


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reply to post by prevenge


Maybe he hadn't spoken with God until after he made that thread

Originally posted by The Stand
At the age of thirteen I started having this feeling that I was some sort of king in a past life.

By the time I was thirty I had not lied down with another and God appeared to me and gave me the true key to unlock the mysteries of the bible.

Hm, so what do we have here then? A virgin with delusions of grandeur?

So what's the true key then? 3D glasses?

Heya! Savior Dude!

I seriously totally have a list for you, some things that need doing ... my personal prayers ....

So while I got you here on Ats... (how convenient... I know you must be the lord) I'd just like you to, kind of maybe take care of this list

K? Thanks in advance Messiah guy, you rock!

1: I need a new Wii

2: I'd like a more attractive girl friend (major improvements on existing model okay)

3: I'd like a couple Million bucks, please

4: I have a pain in my lower back that needs fixing

5: 20,000 ats points would be nice and a clean up my -bts deficit

6: A new Liver (forgiveness for what I did with the old one included)

7: Legalized Marijuana

8: A No Fall snowboard

9: The combined powers of all the x-men

10: something that prevents rug burns (place this with more attractive gf)

11: A 2008 Aston Martin Convertible, Black preferable

12: A dog that doesn't crap

13: A free lifetime pass for All I can eat sushi

14: Also... with GF improvements make her love me more... and bisexual plz

15: Visit the 10 Plagues of Egypt upon anyone who calls me names in a forum

16: A new Bicycle

17: A Utility Belt (Batman's of course..not Joe the plumber)

18: I'd like to be able to write the great American novel

19: Immunity to STD's

20: I want to look more like Brad Pitt and be irresistable

and, oh yeah

21: Peace on earth

22: Clean up the environment... and Rapture out all the ugly people so there is more room



Thanks, you Rock Messiah Dude!

So tell us how you plan on changing the world and saving us now. I'd be interested in your plans to save us, Mr. Christ.

Originally posted by Lucid Lunacy
*Side note: what is the Second Coming of Christ then, if not a Man-God? That description seems to imply something else. But what do you think?

At first, I thought this was a straightforward question to which I had a straightforward answer, but as I gave it more thought it became more complex. Good question though, as its something I have never really given a deep amount of thought too.

First thing is that Christ is not simply a “Man-God”, but rather he is God, or more specifically the “Word of God” made flesh:

Joh 1:14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.

When he died, he cast off his worldly human body for a short time, though that body was resurrected:

Mat 28:5-6 And the angel answered and said unto the women, Fear not ye: for I know that ye seek Jesus, which was crucified. He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay

And it apparently had physical form that could be interacted with:

Luk 24:39-40 Behold my hands and my feet, that it is I myself: handle me, and see; for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have. And when he had thus spoken, he shewed them his hands and his feet.

And yet he was in some way different, in that they did not immediately recognize him:

Luk 24:30-31 And it came to pass, as he sat at meat with them, he took bread, and blessed it, and brake, and gave to them. And their eyes were opened, and they knew him; and he vanished out of their sight.

Joh 21:4 But when the morning was now come, Jesus stood on the shore: but the disciples knew not that it was Jesus.

He physically ascended into heaven:

Mar 16:19 So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God.

Luk 24:51 And it came to pass, while he blessed them, he was parted from them, and carried up into heaven.

I would have to assume that his body became as ours are to be on judgment day; glorious, prefect, yet more spiritual in nature then physical, though able to be physical (as the angles are described):

Philippians 3:18-21 For many, of whom I have often told you and now tell you even with tears, walk as enemies of the cross of Christ. Their end is destruction, their god is their belly, and they glory in their shame, with minds set on earthly things. But our citizenship is in heaven, and from it we await a Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ, who will transform our lowly body to be like his glorious body, by the power that enables him even to subject all things to himself.

Either way though, the one thing I am certain of, is that he will not return by being born into, or assuming, another human body. He will return in a similar, though more spectacular way then he left, based on the scriptures:

“For as the lightning comes from the east and shines as far as the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.”

“Then will appear in heaven the sign of the Son of Man, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. And he will send out his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.”

“When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, then he will sit on his glorious throne. Before him will be gathered all the nations, and he will separate people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. And he will place the sheep on his right, but the goats on the left.

“Men of Galilee, why do you stand looking into heaven? This Jesus, who was taken up from you into heaven, will come in the same way as you saw him go into heaven.”

“For the Lord himself will descend from heaven with a cry of command, with the voice of an archangel, and with the sound of the trumpet of God.”

“And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself. And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God. And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean. “

I hope that answers your question.

Not another one....

Although on a side not i found it amusing that someone said they already had a savior and that savior was Jesus Christ and then proceeded to tell the OP that they need help lol .

To the OP, maybe you should write a book and put all your divine and miracle works on paper, people will soak that bs up by the boatload.
Seems to have worked in the past

Where the hell do these types of threads keep congealing ?
probably in the same place as the double standards.

Some people are so blind by there ignorance that they seem to not be able to exercise logic, and so they put there foot square in it, all the time .

Im not saying that i believe you, not by a longshot OP, but i think all the bigots that are telling you your mad while at the same time running there traps about oh Jesus this and blah blah that and im so self righteous i can put crap on you because someone else allready sucked me into this crock, should just shut the hell up before they even begin.

Disgusting,Disgraceful,Hypocritical and very sad
Or doesn't the term Deny Ignorance apply to this subject either?
If not, don't worry,It will probably go the same way as logic and common sense on these matters heads, South.

Honestly , some people...Have a long hard look at yourselves before you hang something on someone else and use your brain for a moment .


[edit on 15/11/2008 by Omega85]

Originally posted by seek4 truth
That is the water bearer, the age of aquarius, and just think most of the common people still have no idea that they were all the same. Instead they laugh and act like they know all and none of these things exist, how dumb can the world get???

And why, per say, would a Mayan Text have anything to do with a Western Zodiac Symbol originating in Babylonian Astrology?

Announcer: “the answer, according to the scholars who have decoded it, may be found on the last page of the Dresden Codex.”

Dr Arlen F. Chase: “In the Dresden Codex, what you have is a series of astronomical events that are predicted. It has Venus cycles, it has Lunar cycles, it has Eclipse cycles, and then the last page of the Dresden Codex actually shows the destruction of the world via water. So the Maya conceived of a doomsday scenario.”

Announcer: “This graphic illustration depicts the destruction of the Earth by flood. Waves gush from the mouth of a celestial dragon. More floodwaters pour from Sun and Moon symbols on the underside of the monsters body. An Ancient goddess pours a jar of flood water onto the Earth. At the bottom of the picture crouches the ruler of the underworld. Above the picture, about half of the fifteen glyphs have been destroyed, but a few of the remaining ones consistently refer to “Black Earth” and “Black on High”.

reply to post by The Stand


You're not the saviour...you're a very naughty boy.

One liner, but worth it IMHO.

reply to post by Omega85


Since you obviously did not read the OP very thoroughly, he is specifically stating he is the savior of the “Bible”, the “Son of God”. That in itself targets us Christians for a response on the topic, showing that Biblically speaking, he does not fit the criteria to be the returning Christ as stated in the Bible itself. There is nothing hypercritical about that, anymore then pointing out where someone is wrong on any other topic in ATS.

Your post is nothing more then more Christian bashing nonsense, which you are using as an excuse to get some slams in on those you hate, why even bother to post that drivel here.

reply to post by defcon5


Read my post instead of taking this as another opportunity to cry poormouth ffs.
The irony is unreal.


Im talking about the attitude towards the OP from other people and the fact that certain folks should think abit more about what they say to someone.
thats all .

[edit on 15/11/2008 by Omega85]

1) I'm Spartacus!
2) No! I'm Spartacus!
3) I'm Spartacus too!

He knew ALL men, only not all men knew him.

"Not one came into the world without him."

"To the least of these so to have you done unto me."

"Not one came into the world without him."

"No one goes to the father except through me." (the SON of man)

"Not one came into the world without him."

"He was born of WATER (breaking) and blood." Truth is seen not hidden.

"Not one came into the world without him."

"Unless one be born of water and blood, they may not enter the kingdom of heaven."

Unless you have children, you will not be remembered even unto the 10th generation....forever. No stranger will remember you...promise.

"Not one came into the world without him."

"We are neither given in marriage or taken in marriage, but are made like the angles (that is the size of a man) in heaven." *Children don't marry

"Not one came into the world without him."

"Thank you father for revealing these things unto babes and hiding it from the wise." Mama said the stork brought me...

"Not one came into the world without him."

Tell me this. If it is your choice to accept salvation....who is saving you?

It is the "spirit" of life that goes forward, not your personal identity. That is remembered by the living. "And he was gathered unto his people"

"We are the world, we are the CHILDREN, we are the ones who make a brighter day so lets start giving."

God is true. Truth is verifiable in the light. God says it not me. Either his humility stops him from revealing himself or our ignorance does. Eternal life is perpetual....or as God says....Generation to Generation....forever who is a God of the Living, not the dead.

The law of the prophets hangs on two commandments.

1. Love the Lord YOUR GOD with all of you.
2. And Love your neighbor as yourself.

Do christians never wonder where the law on how to love yourself is in order to fullfill the second commandment?

Let me REVEAL it to you.

It is the first commandment.

"I am enthroned in the praises of my people."

"You will be given a new name only you will know" because you name your children...the spirit goes forward, not you, yet you are remembered so that the iron of your blood retains you, but only if it has a vessel to travel in..."at the hand of every man do I require blood."
"I desire mercy, not sacrifice"

"Love one another as I have loved you" The love of a child, who judges not.

Truth is seen....

Peace

If god talk to you how did he sound and how does he look like?.

Originally posted by mopusvindictus

2: I'd like a more attractive girl friend (major improvements on existing model okay)

I take it your girlfriend is not a member of ATS..? If she is, you must never ever tell her your member name!

Don’t feel too bad OP, your not the only person thinking they are god on ATS today…
www.abovetopsecret.com...

Originally posted by Forest


Matthew 24:36 (NIV) "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

I am the Father.

The day is December 31, 2009.
The hour is 4:33am.

www.youtube.com...

So it is official now, I see? The Gray Area really is the asylum for the insane here at ATS?

The prophets and saviors at the same time in different threads on the main board. And they keep on signing up...

Good luck with all of that, ATS.