Define "the 2nd coming"

I'm yet going into a mixture for more takes and more spins. Yes, this is a spin zone.

So, besides the Lord/Jesus/Christ, define any or all of the following below how only you could:

1. The 2nd coming of the World
2. The 2nd coming of Great Tribulation
3. The 2nd coming of Death
4. The 2nd coming of Life
5. The 2nd coming of Time
6. The 2nd coming of Satan
7. The 2nd coming of Knowledge
8. The 2nd coming of Intelligent Species
9. The 2nd coming of the Internet
10. The 2nd coming of Atlantis
11. The 2nd coming of Prehistoric Creatures

Why 2nd any etc.? Since duality exists, and all get the neat or the sloppy seconds. Seconds can be yet deemed the next new or different editions into or away from the first editions.

[edit on 11-11-2008 by Mabus]