What do you call a bag of crap?

Apparently, according to the logic of the corporate elite, it somehow smells better if you call it a 'paper wrapped collection of former foodstuff' . . .

In that vein, check this out . . .

Executives want to create an impression that they're in control and are making rational choices, especially during a recession.

It just furthers the growing belief amongst us that those who make the decisions are so deluded by their own mantra, they actually think they're fooling us with this stuff.

Go figure.