posted on Nov, 29 2008 @ 08:35 AM
7 Sure-fire Ways To Defeat New World Order Robots:
1. Unplug It.
Recent studies show conclusively that most robots cannot continue to function without a constant source of power. Unplugging their power cord from the
wall socket will disable most robotic adversaries. Beware of robots with large panels on their backs (including pink robotic rabbits) as this
identifies the more advanced battery-powered type of robot.
2. Dance Off!
Robots can only perform two types of dance: the Robot and the Ro-bo. An easy victory.
3. Garden Hose
Apply copious amounts of water to robot enemies. Hide for a month until rust sets in.
4. Stairs
Self-explanatory.
5. Robot Disguise
Robots are binary thinkers: something is either
a robot or it is
not a robot, there can be no in between. Hence, intelligent use of
air-duct tubing, tinfoil, and blue hair dye should be enough to fool most robots.
6. Hydraulic Press
Robots have a weakness to hydraulic press attack, for which see Terminator (Part 1). Simply carrying a hydraulic press on one's person may be
sufficient visual and psychological deterrent against robot aggression.
7. Sword Duel
Lesser robots generally have simple pincers in place of more complex grasping apparatus. Challenging a robot to a duel with rapiers may be an
un-gentlemanly but ultimately successful tactic for victory.
Happy hunting and stay safe out there!
[edit on 2008-11-29 by wecomeinpeace]