Melamine scandal hits edible sex paint

Melamine scandal hits edible sex paint

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A CHOCOLATE-flavoured body sex paint has been recalled from Australian shelves as authorities continue to crack down on melamine imports from China.

The paint, Boxer Lovers Body Pen Set, today joined the banned list alongside six other products including Cadbury Eclairs, Lotte Koala Biscuits, Kirin Milk Tea, Orion Tiramisu Italian Cake, Dali Yuan brand First Milk and White Rabbit Creamy Candy.

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Well, there you have it - something else that has come under fire by the melamine scandal.

Apparently, you need to have consumed large amounts of it for it to have any negative effect.

So, we'll add the sex paint to the list along with eggs, milk, and the other affected products.

You've been warned... No chocolate paint for you.

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Then the Chinese stereotype was right all along...

... they really are unscrewtable.

"Oh, herro! You want chocorate sexy paint, yes? Onry five dorrar!"
"Not on your blaady nelly, mayte!"

Honestly, you just can't do a Chinese accent without sounding like a flaming racist. Mayte.

Seriously though, what? How much of this stuff would one have to consume before suffering from whatever health effects there are?

ah melanine ... the horror.


but CNN actually said Mercury may be good for your kid's brain.


so dose up.


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