Conspiracies in Nursery Rhymes

We were talking this over today and there are a lot of conspiracies in nursery rhymes!

Humpty Dumpty was pushed. They knew it and didn't want him to talk so they "couldn't" put him back together again.

Rapunzel probably found out too much for her own good and got locked up for it.

What did Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater's wife do that was so bad that she had to be locked up? Was it mind control?

Snow White is designed to teach girls that they're job is to clean up after guys, keeping them repressed.

Wow! That's kind of scary!

I think ATS is getting to us.

Throw your nursery rhyme conspiracy into the mix and let's have some fun.

reply to post by silverflame



Oh, the grand old Duke of York he had ten thousand men and if a had a Viagra pill he'd have them all again.