I just learned that "horny" comes from 18th century
Meaning "having the horn" as in a mans erect penis
It later grew to mean sexually aroused for women also
So what about "Living high on the horn"
Or "Tooting one's horn"
Or "Around the horn"
Tooting one's horm thus means masterbating
Living high on the horn means someone that is constantly horny
Perhaps even addicted to sex what with getting high off it and all
Around the horn means the female mounting the male
Getting herself around the man's horn as it were
All wind instruments are phallic symbols
Now I question the old children's song, "Dinah won't you blow your horn"
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Someone's in the kitchen I know
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Strummin' on the old banjo!
Singin' fi, fie, fiddly-i-o
Fi, fie, fiddly-i-o-o-o-o
Fi, fie, fiddly-i-o
Strummin' on the old banjo.
Someone's makin' love to Dinah
Someone's making love I know.
Someone's making love to Dinah
'Cause I can't hear the old banjo
"Strummin' on the old banjo" well, you can figure that one out
He's strummin' on the banjo
She's blowing the horn
Then it comes right out and says they're doin' it!
I am perplexed and mortified...where's my rumatiz medicine?
[edit on 13-11-2008 by Excitable_Boy]