posted on Sep, 29 2008 @ 08:07 PM
Maybe it goes like this... President enters and comes to the podium...
My fellow Americans. Yesterday the United States congress failed to avert a major catastrophe in the markets at home and the ripple effect it would
have on markets worldwide. It cannot be stressed enough, the importance of a secure and stable economy is, to both us here in America and elsewhere in
the world. This decline must not be allowed to descend into an economic depression worse than anything ever seen, even surpassing the market crash of
1928. Therefore, the wellbeing and security of the nation being of such importance, I have made the decision to involk the following executive orders
as defined and passed by the United States congress. Effective immediately, under executive order xxx123, I am suspending the stack exchanges of the
nation. Effective immediately under executive order xxx456, I am suspending the US constitution and declaring a state of national emergency. Martial
law is, as of this momment, in effect. The office of Homeland Security, in cooperation with FEMA, the FBI, and State and local authorities will
coordinate and enforce the law. Detention centers have been ordered to be up and running. All violaters will be subject to military law. The law will
be enforced. We will get through this hard time and come out better for it. I ask for your patience, your commitment, and your effort. Tankyou.
The President turns and walks away without answering questions.
Let's see if I'm right.