MOD SQUAD Applause Points CAPTION CONTEST!

First Obama pins the tail on this guy then he throws him under the bus.

"Your new 2008 president for the United States of America. The best choice since George Washington."

Q: What was the slipperiest day in UFOlogy ?

A: When the ATS Investigative Team rode into town on their ass.

ATS members, please help me in welcoming ATS Team Mexico!

The donkey is a ventriloquist.

" We're domestic animal partners... You got something to say about that?"

after months of pursuit johnny finally gets his lastest love interest DIXIE to accompany him to th ho down

"My DIXIE wrecked" (say it out loud)

" This picture shows what it's really like on the ATS Investigation Team... Rode hard, put away wet, beaten like a rented mule..."

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" Meanwhile, back at the ranch..."

Johnny: "...and that's when they zapped him! Apparently the Greys didn't appreciate Dave's dirty sense of humor."

[edit on 9/5/08 by redmage]

This is what we offer, aliens. Now it's your turn to pony up.

you promise, you wont photoshop this photo of me standing with an orphaned child?

"The hard copy of the e-mail got wet ...I must of misread the part about
something something the head of the team an ass... oh well...the monkey and the raccoon arrive tomorrow ....I need new glasses I Think....What exactly does asshat mean again.....

[edit on 5-9-2008 by The Utopian Penguin]

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"1 free mule when you sign up for membership on ATS!"

Johnny takes the phrase "he's always riding my ass" to a whole 'nuther level.

Dateline Tulancingo, MEX:

The good folks at PETA became highly upset when a renegade member of the notorious website "ATS", attempted to lure the legendary "Chupacabra" out of hiding with live bait.

well everyone kept saying one day I'll have to bend over and kiss my ass goodbye, so now I'm ready

[edit on 5/9/08 by earthchild]

Jack and Ass: The out of school summer hoaxers on ATS...

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"Nevermind, What's with the long face! Dude! I got you back didn't I? And now I'm tired, that was a long, long walk!"