MOD SQUAD Applause Points CAPTION CONTEST!

Ladies and Gentlemen....

The President of the United States.

"It's always better to whistle Dixie than to blow Bubbles"

Pin the tail on the other ass!

BREAKING NEWS... HOLLYWOOD INTRODUCE THE LEAD ACTORS IN THE LIVE ACTION SEQUEL- " SHREK 4 ".

Caption Contest

"We had an Ass of a time at Gilliland...."

Do I hear 20 dollars, 20 dollars, 20 dollars, how about 10, 10 dollars, 10 dollars......

Anomoly found please help me identify

Hi everyone!yestarday I was up fishing in trout lake
when I saw these two things that i could not identify, I will post the picture below but BEWARE the picture is very disturbing, I look forward to your replys






[edit on 9/7/2008 by altered_states]

"When I said we needed a brand, Johnny, I didn't mean...."

In the TV programme, Where Are They Now?, it transpired that Eeyore had thrown himself into alternative news and Christopher Robin had taken up line dancing.

If everyone had an ass like johhny we would be in Texas

How many times have you been told about getting your ass out in public johnny

Its about time for people to stop riding Johnnys ass.

[edit on 7-9-2008 by Mach Shadows]

Auditions for the new knight rider

"Deny Ignorance"
you can also
"Deny gas"

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Its for the caption contest! (forgot to add that)
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A TV add can be served well with the following music choice for the presentation of this "ecology vehicle"
Just picture in your mind a hilarious commercial while reading those lyrics and listening the music

The new ATS "ecology vehicle" solution



The 21st Century Toy
(paraphrased)

The original T-Rex "20th Century Boy" video on youtube

Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good
Ev'rybody says I'm just like Robin Hood
I move without gas, proud like a Khan,
Stink like dunk, babe I wanna be your man
Well it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah
You're my toy, my 21st century toy

Friends say it's fine, my friends say it's good
Ev'rybody says I'm just like Robin Hood
Cruises like a plane, drives like a car
cheap like dunk, babe I wanna be your man - oh
Well it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah
You're my toy, my 21st century toy

21st century toy, I wanna be your boy
21st century toy, I wanna be your boy
21st century toy, I wanna be your boy
21st century toy, I wanna be your boy

Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good
Ev'rybody says I'm just like Robin Hood
Move's like a cat, charge like a ram
Sting like A BEE, babe I wanna be your man
Well it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah
You're my toy, my 21st century toy

21st century toy, I wanna be your boy
21st century toy, I wanna be your boy
21st century toy, I wanna be your toy
21st century boy, I wanna be your toy

Lyrics paraphrased from
T-Rex "20th Century Boy" original Lyrics.



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[edit on 7-9-2008 by spacebot]

Caption contest......


Upon joining the investigation team johnny shows his commitment by getting the ATS logo tattoed on his ass.

"When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

Neal Horsley
January 22nd 2008
on a Fox News talk show.

January 22nd 2008

www.villagevoice.com...

Person 1: "That's the ugliest damned thing I've ever seen!!"

Person 2: "I know! I wonder where he got the donkey from?"

The following is solely for comedic relief, and besides, it's my "ass" that's on the line here, not yours and it is not part of this contest. I had to reply with something since there's been such an 'astronomical' amount of submissions. By the way, does this outfit Dave Rabbit made me wear make my "ass" look bigger?

Johnny answers questions and poses for the press before heading off on the latest ATS Investigation with their new mascot TRIPOD, the three-legged mule.

(The Press conference starts with queries from various competing mediums)

JOHNNY "I'm ready to answer any questions you might have, we'll start with you... yes you there in the back".

PRESS "Yes Thank You, Bill Ryan with 'Project Camelot', should I be addressing you, or your 'ASS' for my question?"

The crowd giggles

JOHNNY "You'll probably be better off addressing my 'ass' since your so well versed in leading your interviews with questions that can only suit your own agenda and theories, next question. Ahhm... yes.. you there, yes you, the one getting his picture taken and standing next to your executive producer with the microphone".

PRESS "Thank You, I'm George Noory with Coast to Coast AM... Now Johnny... Since you've gone public with your 'ASS' exposed, have you found that the public's interpretation of you has changed at all"?

JOHNNY "Yes it has, it's made people realize that when it comes to 'asses', everyone has one, some just flaunt it better than others, next question please, err.. ok, the balding man over there jumping up and down to draw more attention to himself".

PRESS "Thank You, Michael Horn, international representative for Billy Meier. It was foretold back in 1975 by Billy that one day someone from the North would show off his 'ASS' for all to exalt, is it your 'ASS' were suppose to take notice of"?

JOHNNY "Michael, I swear you come up with some of the most 'asinine' statements and proclamations, the answer is of course no".

Johnny mumbles to himself how he hates press conferences and secretly wishes his partner Dave Rabbit were here instead of this 3-legged ass. At least Dave can talk without someones hand being up his ass.


[edit on 9/7/2008 by JohnnyAnonymous]

Originally posted by JohnnyAnonymous

By the way, does this outfit Dave Rabbit made me wear make my "ass" look bigger?

Dave Rabbit "made you wear" ????

Worry more about the necktie Johnny.

[edit on 7-9-2008 by Sendran]

When Johnny heard the Banjo music and saw his "ASS" pucker he knew it was time to run for his life!!