posted on Mar, 19 2004 @ 12:04 AM
Ok I recently had a call of nature in a mini mall and had to make a quick and secret stop into the public bathroom. After quickly sneaking into the
stall a large group of people came in behind me. I also happend to notice that there was someone in the stall next to me.
Well I tried to go quietly about my business as to not draw attention to myself. I also had to let out the classic George Carlin test fart to see
if the smell would make me receive ridicule as I exited the stall and washed my hands.
Well I was doing my deed as quiet as a mouse when suddenly in the stall next to me I heard the most horrendous sound. It sounded like someones head
exploded. These strange sounds continued in short explosive bursts, some loud, some quiet, some like a rapid fire machine gun.
Soon the most unearthly smell crept up to my nose and I swear it was some alien form of natural mace. My eyes began to water. I soon panicked. Then
I heard the most horrible moaning sounds. Surely something was growing a new head in the stall next to me.
I remained deathly quiet untill the room cleared. The smell drove all out but me I feared for my life and sanity. Surely this was the creatures
intention because as soon as the room cleared it made a quick dash for the entrance. Surely to hide the fresh pink skin that must make up it's new
face and to leave me to blame with the unnatural smell.
Well that's my story, definately close encounter of the 2nd kind.
[Edited on 19-3-2004 by Hoppinmad1]