Post your dating history.

Originally posted by whatukno
reply to post by InfaRedMan

 

Don't worry, I posted this thread to facebook. This baby is going viral!

mu hu ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Yaya, you just had to post it on facebook, and bring the horrid memories back... :shk:

...and Jedi still exists here!
I bet he is at his computer laughing cause his threads still get bumped
...plotting a come back...I wonder what his name will be next?

You Sir are hysterical I have not laughed this hard on a long time, well maybe except for when I watched the retarded policeman on YouTube.

Thanks for making me laugh.

Originally posted by Mark Harris
The following is my Dating history.

1985 - Took up homosexuality, cross dressing and stalked a Star Wars nut.

1985-89. The early years-- Ipersonated 4 girls, went to the dance with him, went to school with him. Dressed as numerous others went with him to the skating ring. Had a fake wedding in the courtyard with him.

1989-1991- High school years-- Pretended to be a gymnast and a counsellor.

1991- All grown up.-- Dated him 4 times in the 12th grade. Pretended to be his full time GF and 3 on the side, weekends. Went to the prom with him and moved in together.

1992- Just got married era -- Not much activity, but still managed to fool him 4 times that year.

1992-1998-The married years. No dating era.

1998-Divorce year--exhausting. Impersonated at least 100 girls(college). Lived as a karaoke singer named illiana, we used to sing duets together and we dated for about 2 years. went to the comic con together too. Not to blow my own trumpet but I was a most beautiful girl. He took me to a depeche mode concert in 1999.

1999- Ep1 Era. --Height of my faking experience! Pretended to be Natalie Portman for 3 days, or some might say a week. depends on how long you think spring break lasts. Well, You know the story.

2000-2005- Absolutely crazy -- [Fullfillment]. Worked as over 300 different girls at different times and different places. Mostly, meeting him at bars and bookstores..or celeb parties. Not to brag or anything.


2005-2006- Recovery era --dated a few, coffee or dinner once in a while. but not too much movement this year, because of exhaustion.

2006-2008- The fallout. I looked a little older but managed to stay cool with him. Followed him to Comic con brings back my Mojo in 2008. Lived as 3 or 4 cute girls, but to old to fake Natalie Portman again.

Originally posted by Givenmay

I bet he is at his computer laughing cause his threads still get bumped
...plotting a come back...I wonder what his name will be next?

sithmiller

reply to post by whatukno


You sure do know how to pick them.

reply to post by _Phoenix_


Yea, I gave up. Women are completely insane.

Oh well.

reply to post by whatukno


...so your admitting you want to be with Jedi, or what?

reply to post by Givenmay


Sadly he is a star wars fan, I am a star trek fan, it would never work out.

reply to post by whatukno


In that case, you should only date a Star Trek fan! Anything less would be simply unacceptable!

IRM

reply to post by InfaRedMan


I have a candidate...



Cheesy but oh so sexy!

Originally posted by Chadwickus

Cheesy but oh so sexy!

Heheh!

Dorky or not, there's something to be said for a woman in a form hugging Starfleet Captains Uniform!

I'm still in love with Ensign Ro! Woooot! *sigh*


IRM

[edit on 24/3/10 by InfaRedMan]

reply to post by InfaRedMan


lol she was a feisty one alright!

Originally posted by Chadwickus
reply to post by InfaRedMan

 

lol she was a feisty one alright!

Oh Yeah! I'd get in trouble on purpose... just to be frisked by her!

Now she's the Pig Lady on True Blood! Still sexy as can be though!

Michelle Forbes Then...

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Michelle Forbes Now...

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Rowwrrrrrr!

IRM

[edit on 24/3/10 by InfaRedMan]

reply to post by Chadwickus




IDK her character had some serious emotional baggage.

On the other hand...

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Female Q. I could rock that!

reply to post by whatukno


7 of 9 and Dax!
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Did I just die and go to heaven? Who needs Natalie Portman for crying out loud! Jedi Miller... eat your heart out man!

IRM

reply to post by InfaRedMan


Dax has a worm in her and used to be a guy, and 7 of 9 is a Borg.

Course then there's Dr. Crusher, mmm mmm I think I feel a fever coming on!



[edit on 3/24/2010 by whatukno]

reply to post by InfaRedMan


Yep, those two are something but I always liked Ezri Dax myself...

Just can't find a pic to do her justice!!! :bnghd:

7 of 9 is the best.

Face body and attitude.

I dont' swing that way. But I almost would for...

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reply to post by nixie_nox


Yummy yes, but getting it on once every 7 years?