if you were attacked by clones

if you were attacked by clones how would you defend yourself and how would you eliminate the clone source. the reason why i asked is i thought my house was undergoing a paranormal attack but instead it might actually be a clone. the reason why i believe this is because the clone is following me everywhere i go and spraying me with lysol.

If it was a clone of myself, i'd be a little like Austin Powers and think that he was a sexy beast.... i wouldn't fight him.....i'd wanna just admire him....

Originally posted by blupblup
If it was a clone of myself, i'd be a little like Austin Powers and think that he was a sexy beast.... i wouldn't fight him.....i'd wanna just admire him....

well the problem is the clone is trying to replicate with me.

i just noticed the moment you moved this to the general chit chat forum the clone started to harrase me even more. could you please not disrupt the help i am trying to recieve and get this clone out of my house. i dont want the thing sleeping on my matress or spraying me with lysol.

Originally posted by Scarlett Johanson
The clone is following me everywhere i go and spraying me with lysol.

Maybe you should try to set some specialist clone traps around your house.

This is a common clone catcher, you can get it in any hardware shop or else you can try and build one yourself to the same kind of spec.



Here is some pretty common bait with which to draw your clone into the trap. You can use tastier bait if you wish, but obviously you wouldn't want to spend too much on it because there could be several clones (obvious unlimited supply) after you and you will need to spend economically.



A common problem with setting a trap for a clone is that the clone will see you setting it and be able to avoid it.
One way to stop this kind of situation from occurring is to wait until the clone has run out of Lysol. You should try and do it while the clone is at the supermarket buying more.

Just make sure you dont accidentally get caught in the trap you set because that would defeat the whole purpose of setting it in the first place.

Happy Hunting

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You may be crazy, i don't know.....but i think you can deal with this by yourself...was fun.....thanks

Why Lysol? Are you sure isnt wasnt this person following you around? No one has seen her in a while!

Being a clone myself, I have to tell you, The Computer frowns on destruction of Computer property. I am afraid that destruction of Computer property is treason punishable by summery execution. Please report to your sectors nearest happy euthanasia center immediately, Thank you for your cooperation, Serve the Computer, the Computer is your friend.

well im calling my recruiter and telling him there is a clone in my house.

I have my suspicions that both the OP and Micheal Pait are one and the same.

Can the mod easily check IP?

Edit: or maybe not, I have no idea, sorry if I'm wrong.

[edit on 19-8-2008 by _Phoenix_]

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kinda sounds like it doesn't it?

Hmm Perhaps Michael Pait is Scarlett Johanson's clone

Don't worry, you're safe. I just saw the cops arresting your clone. He didn't resist.

Wuk- the girl in your avatar has 4 eyes and two sets of lips- what gives? She's not a red head either- what gives?

Originally posted by raven bombshell
Wuk- the girl in your avatar has 4 eyes and two sets of lips- what gives? She's not a red head either- what gives?

i figured out what it is, apparently it has something to do with the game command and conquer generals zero hour.


if you play as any of the USA generals it stirs up all kinds of nonsense.


if you play as the china nuke general then it instantly keeps the clones away.


i swear to god, that was the only thing i changed. the moment i hit exit on command and conquer the problem continued like it is now.

Originally posted by whatukno
reply to post by _Phoenix_

 

kinda sounds like it doesn't it?

Hmm Perhaps Michael Pait is Scarlett Johanson's clone

i reformatted and lost my password.

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Or you could have had the password emailed to you at the login screen.

What gives?

Originally posted by whatukno
reply to post by Michael Pait

 

Or you could have had the password emailed to you at the login screen.

What gives?

the one i used to create my account is not the same as my normal email adress.

Originally posted by Dermo

Originally posted by Scarlett Johanson
The clone is following me everywhere i go and spraying me with lysol.

Maybe you should try to set some specialist clone traps around your house.

This is a common clone catcher, you can get it in any hardware shop or else you can try and build one yourself to the same kind of spec.



Here is some pretty common bait with which to draw your clone into the trap. You can use tastier bait if you wish, but obviously you wouldn't want to spend too much on it because there could be several clones (obvious unlimited supply) after you and you will need to spend economically.



A common problem with setting a trap for a clone is that the clone will see you setting it and be able to avoid it.
One way to stop this kind of situation from occurring is to wait until the clone has run out of Lysol. You should try and do it while the clone is at the supermarket buying more.

Just make sure you dont accidentally get caught in the trap you set because that would defeat the whole purpose of setting it in the first place.

Happy Hunting

well my grandma got into a fight with it and made it go outside. and it has been running around the cul de sacs for a while.

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As for clones, well they are just as bad as zombies. Which I am scared of..............

Originally posted by q_ball
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As for clones, well they are just as bad as zombies. Which I am scared of..............

ok so i was washaing dishes and it started to stink again. so i got a steak knife and started going from one end of the room to another. finally i cornered it in front of the couch. then it crawls on top of the couch AND TOTALLY MADE A FOOT PRINT> I SWEAR TO GOD. It was like a black hoof or something.