Am I a 'DISINFO' agent?

I've been called a dis-info agent once I believe.

Does it also count if you've been called a murderous war-monger?

Oh man, there are some "astute" people out there.

Shattered OUT...

Originally posted by Essan
I can't think why anyone would think I am (or was) a US Govt Disinformation Agent

Because you have stated your were (retired) in several posts... I mean you want us to take your word don't you?

I almost think being called a disinfo agent is like a right of passage here at ATS. Because from what I've seen its usually just people getting upset because you make a very good argument. It's happened to me 2 or 3 times now. I just laugh!.

But at least they aren't making a post like "starred and flagged
" and then getting like 10 stars for it. Seen that a few times too

-ChriS

Originally posted by zorgon

Originally posted by Essan
I can't think why anyone would think I am (or was) a US Govt Disinformation Agent

Because you have stated your were (retired) in several posts... I mean you want us to take your word don't you?

Well I only retired myself because I never earned enough dimes for a Hershey Bar like the nice man in the dark sunglasses had promised



Mind, it is fun seeing how many people understand irony

I wonder if I changed my title to say I'm a 6ft pink bunny from the Moon people would believe that?


As for being called a disinfo agent - as already said, it seems usually to be the resort of those who cannot otherwise argue point you've made. So a compliment really.

btw: a real disinfo agent is one who knows that the points he argues are wholly wrong.

Whether that makes someone who claims Nibiru is 1400ft wide and made of rubber, or that HAARP makes a very good cup of tea, a disinfo agent is therefore an interesting point

reply to post by masqua

Getting pegged with these types of 'Ad Hom' attacks are nothing less than a personal insult. It's slander, pure and simple, and needs to be backed up with undeniable facts before it can carry weight. The term is obnoxious and venomous and deserving of extreme retaliation if unfounded on those facts.

Well, masqua, that's certainly one way of looking at it.

I, personally, regard it as a compliment. To be called a disinfo agent is to be reassured that ignorance has been soundly 'denied', and that one of its purveyors is smarting.

'Disinfo agent' = mission accomplished. It's like a citation.

You are making this disinfo thread to belittle and disregard the disinfo topic.You sir are a lamb, going to the slaughter for your fellow disinfo...ers..Who would like to clamp down on the truths that encompass ATS.This is very clear,and this thread proves such psychological warfare is at hand...

reply to post by Lethil


There was a very famous comedian (so famous that I'm not sure who it is, off the top of my head) who was quoted, on his death-bed, what he thought about dying, and if he found it hard.

As it is related, the comedian said "Dying is easy. Comedy, now THAT'S hard!"

I bring this up, because I'm unsure if sarcasm is able to be conveyed properly, online (perhaps another thread....sigh)

*Snip*

2) Behavior: You will not behave in an abusive, hateful and/or racist manner, and will not harass, threaten, nor attack anyone. T&C

[edit on 8/9/08 by niteboy82]

I've lost count of how many times I've been called a disinfo agent, but I've also being accused of being apart of the following;

The Anglo-Zionist Cabal,
American-European Imperialist Club,
War Criminal Society,
The Institute for NeoCon Posters,
A "Sock Puppet" of the ATS School of Arts,
Member of the Closet Jew Society (even though I'm not Jewish),
Sexiest Female of ATS (I'm a dude),
Bush's Prostitute for Propaganda

The government is much smarter than to recruit dis-info agents that really act like agents.

I was chosen many years ago to infiltrate message boards and and various sites as I am the epitome of a perfect agent.

My first attribute is that I am a natural blond. My boss did require me to post a picture of myself as my avatar but I've since earned enough seniorority that I don't have to do that anymore. They said it was because no one needed a pic of my blond hair to realize I was indeed a dumb blond. I, of course, beamed with pride at that news. I have done my job well.

The second thing that caught their eye was that it took me 6 years to complete 4 years of college courses. Was it my fault that working at Hooters was more fun than sitting through those uninteresting lectures?

You people don't really appreciate our government. They supplied me with the most up to date electronics your tax money could buy.

One of my important jobs was to test new equipment. They promised me what I was doing wasn't real it was just "testing" new products. You would not believe how easy it is to bug an entire 14 story office building. It was so much fun. They said another agent would remove them later so I wasn't doing anything wrong. The bank employees knew they were being used a s test subjects anyway. That made me feel better about the deception.

The best assignments were those in other countries. It was a real challenge to bug homes and buildings in countries when I could not speak the native language.

I didn't like having to use my blond hair and attractive looks to get my assignments completed but "the boss'' said God gave me a talent and I was to use it.

The pay was very good. I always stayed in the best hotels and drove the nicest little convertibles supplied by our government.

I am retired now. But they haven't forgotten me. They just enjoy ATS so much that I keep them informed of every post by members.

I don't get paid anymore but they keep sending me the nicest computers just as a thank you for doing my job well.

Would someone please define a disinfo agent as I don't understand what one it.

reply to post by weedwhacker


The disinfo agent thing is a lassic way of shutting you downa dn making anything you say seem tainted as soon as it's said. It's just a common tactic used by anyone who doesn't want to actually address your points. Trolls are a different matter.

reply to post by dizziedame


dizzie, I'm getting better and better at writing. I need the money, could you hook me up?


I have light brown hair (but could bleach it blonde). I'm male, but you know I could bat my eyes at the Gay Gov't agents...I know how, believe it!!

yeah, I may be too long in the tooth....but I still don't yet use words like 'contraption' and 'sarsparilla'

Anyway, I hope I could earn, say, about $450,000 USD for the service. I promise to work really, really hard!!!

Can I use you as a reference?? Pretty please????

reply to post by infinite


Bush has propaganda prostitutes.

I had no idea politicians were pimps!

Shattered OUT...

reply to post by weedwhacker
Weedwhacker I would be most happy to hook you up with the MIB's, I mean the government.

You brought back memories of my retirement party when you said the term, "long in the tooth". That is exactly what they called me. What a great honor for them to give me so much credit.

My dentist said I would never be "long in the tooth" as my extensive dental work would not allow it. I was a bit hurt by her comment but didn't let her know.

Don't worry about having to be gay. Times are changing and now women actually hold some pretty high positions in foreign governments and big corporations. Plenty of women for you to try out new equipment on.

But if you are inclined to be gay there are plenty of gay men in very important positions. I can't remember that gay senator's name right now
but not to worry the "boss" would find a place for you.

I must cut this post short as it looks like there is a funeral procession going on outside my house with so many black cars. They even have a couple of black helicopters escorting them.

Bye for now. Sounds like somebody is knocking hard on my front door and the funeral procession has stopped in my driveway. Maybe they need directions.

reply to post by dizziedame


So, I'm not going to get my USD $450,000?

Well....hmmm....Iraq has a budget surplus of USD $80 Billion....maybve I can shave off a tiny bit from that???


All of your help is MOST appreciated....oh, and 'mum's the word!!! Don't want any of this getting out into the public domain........shhhhhhh!

i never threatened anyone etc etc so whoever the hell *niteboy82* is he either cant read or cant comprehend the meaning behind a string of words...one of the two.... censorship is the lowest of the low...

[edit on 9-8-2008 by Lethil]

Personally, I can only hope to be called a disinfo agent. Lucky you. I am usually just labeled with some psychiatric diagnosis. And I am of course being called stupid, ignorant and without common sense and reason.

reply to post by ziggystar60


Now, now....I resemble that remark!!!

OOOPS....more terrible attempts at comedy. Dagnabit!!!!

Take my wife....PLEASE!!!

(showing my age, but only in tribute to one of the greatest comics of all time....not THE greatest, but Mr. Henny Youngman, stands up there with the best!)

Originally posted by Astyanax

I, personally, regard it as a compliment. To be called a disinfo agent is to be reassured that ignorance has been soundly 'denied', and that one of its purveyors is smarting.

'Disinfo agent' = mission accomplished. It's like a citation.

Well, it's my personal opinion (as a look at my actual post will tell) that it is a negative bit of 'name-calling'. I'd much rather be called an 'info agent' than a 'disinfo agent'.

Disinfo meaning deliberately falsified information inserted as a means to thwart discussion and obfuscate complete understanding of an issue being debated.


But, I will defend your right to your own opinions, no matter what they may be.

Why was I not informed of this thread at the last disinfo agent meeting.

I have been called the biggest disinfo agent on ATS several times, I should have been notified of this thread WW

Anyway, I started a new name (well group) which is misinfo agents....members that are employed by other conspiracy websites, and sent to ATS to label people that try to debunk their conspiracies, as disinfo agents

www.abovetopsecret.com...