Escaped Animal Terrorises Town!

[...]8-year-old resident Daniel Bogen, whose hubris and reckless abandon has unleashed a terror of immeasurable proportions onto the community.

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Stay on guard Columbus, Ohio. This unstoppable monster could be heading your way very soon. I'm glad I live in England. Maybe, just maybe, the thousands of miles between us will keep me safe... but after reading that terrifying article I doubt it.

[edit on 3/8/08 by JackofBlades]

It has begun! Everyone, get a shoe and be on guard! These monsters are coming.

And yes, god help us all if it learns to fly, not even Godzilla can save us then!

But seriously, after the day I had today...You made me crack up with the link. I so do love The Onion.