old is when.......

1) going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2) you don't care where your spouse goes, as long as you don't have to go
3) Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
4)getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot
5) an all nighter means not getting up to pee at night

lmao Mon!! I saw a picture the other day that would fit this perfectly, but...I better not post it!

Old is when the clothes you wore in your hey days come back as RETRO.

Glad that hasn't happened to me AD!!