How does one become a member of the Illuminati?

How does one become a member of the Illuminati? Is it like American Idol, do they have auditions, do you have to apply (can you apply online), be recommended by a fellow member - what's the deal?

reply to post by mabus325


The Illuminati is not what many think it to be. In addition one does not simply "join."

I would advise you read around ATS for a while. Posts like these are not regarded in the best of light here. Feel free to U2U me if you would like more information. Or just post below.

- Maban

[edit on 29-7-2008 by Maban]

I am always interested. I wasn't trying to insult any one and I apologize if that's how it came off.

reply to post by mabus325


You certainly did not. But few respond to these types of posts well. Its all about the finesse in vocabulary and phrasing.

- Maban

You have to be recommended by someone. And that "someone" can't be a member of your family.

Example: If your father is an Illuminati, he can't recommend you, since you're a member of his family.

reply to post by Hellmutt


It also depends to which Illuminati you are referring.

- Maban

I think you have to go to an Illuminati sanctioned law school these days.

Oh yes references are required, but references alone will not get you an interview.

You might do something noble to get their attention, like influencing people to be more eco friendly by using corn for fuel, while simultaneously wiping out an African village from starvation during the pilot program.
Of course that one has been done to death, so to speak! You need to show originality and above all style befitting a person of distinction.

There is probably a hand written essay about why you want to be Illuminati required. As well as an interview and bloodline evaluation.