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posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 01:59 PM
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i walk in wood today in usa. I am new to contry. I take picture of alien plane in wood. alien zoom off before i take picture two. here picture is, pls tell me if you see this craft yes or no?


img186.imageshack.us...

i am new to contry, i like hot dog, baseball and preety american wemen.




[edit on 30-7-2008 by Crakeur]



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 02:18 PM
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Originally posted by sissypants79
i walk in wood today in usa. I am new to contry. I take picture of alien plane in wood. alien zoom off before i take picture two. here picture is, pls tell me if you see this craft yes or no?


img186.imageshack.us...

i am new to contry, i like hot dog, baseball and preety american wemen.


Hello Sissy,

Welcome to America...Keep walking in wood soon you will find bigfoot who will lead you to baseball, hot dog and preety american wemen. Is that the spaceship that dropped you off in the woods?



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 02:22 PM
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ok, ill bite...

I see that ENglish Isnt your first language... What is?

What country did you come from?

What kind of Camera did you use?

Why do you assume the UFO is 'Alien'?

What part of the country did this occur in?

What time of Day, what date?



now that i have given you the most basic of Basic Questions, answer them... and we will get some Image experts to check out your pic... but we need those^ Questions answered...

ANyways... Welcome to the untied States of America, the greatest country to EVER grace this earth...

---

And a warning to you sissy...

People on here REALY don't like people who post fake garbage... Most people assume EVERYTHING posted in this Fourm is Fake Garbage... You will be treated like a dog in Saudi...

Now, if you have the pactience, this is the place to be... Just ignore those who are Discurtious, and answer those who ask honest questions...

[edit on 7/29/2008 by TKainZero]



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 02:23 PM
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lol nice ufo....i await your answers to the questions posed....



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 02:25 PM
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Hello
sissy
maybe you like Big Big American car?

Nice picture. Let's see how long this one lasts before the debunkers can figure it out in the meantime welcome to America

P.S. Stay away from Big Big American girls

BAD for back.



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 02:30 PM
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Hey Sissypants,

I think you are a stranger to the America, just like am I. I also see the Alien Spacecraft you see, I even took a ride in shiny machine called UFO. Now I think I know where woods you see shiny metal object float. I was there too. Finaly someone tell of our story.

Please believe this men, I was there too aswel. I pee pants when I first see and they beam me up, but little green man give me a pair of the space pants wot I keep since then and will show all Americans picture if they ask.



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 02:32 PM
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this is clearly an english speaker, because the compossition is way to out of line. foreign speakers at least put more effort ad wouldnt use some of the words he has used.
the picture is clearly fake i mean you dont need a specialist to tell you that.
i am calling troll



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 02:34 PM
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interesting photo, im waiting for the experts to chime in as well


have you reported this account to MUFON yet?

im glad you like our women, but dont count on it


if you think hot dogs are good, wait till you try our bbq ribs


yes we are the land of opportunity but dont think that a fake ufo pic will bring home this months rent. just keep it real and youll have a good life here, try and mislead others and swift judgment is sure to follow.



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 02:35 PM
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reply to post by IchooseFreewill
 


you could be right...

But at least give them a chance to hang themselves first... more funny that way...

I doubt the OP will EVER come back, or even answer the Questions i asked...



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 02:35 PM
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The OP is obviously from
Imahoaxistahn very small country in eastern Europe



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 02:36 PM
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reply to post by SLAYER69
 


Oh my gosh!



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 02:43 PM
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I give that one an authentic ride, looks nice, basic pixel resoluion, not super imposed like others I have seen, and a certain distance. Interesting, definately interesting.



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 02:43 PM
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Wow... nice photo, Borat.

I found the original; looks like yours has been cropped.



I'm forwarding this to Alex Jones.

Dziękują.



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 02:45 PM
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Originally posted by TKainZero
ok, ill bite...

I see that ENglish Isnt your first language... What is?

What country did you come from?

What kind of Camera did you use?

Why do you assume the UFO is 'Alien'?

What part of the country did this occur in?

What time of Day, what date?



now that i have given you the most basic of Basic Questions, answer them... and we will get some Image experts to check out your pic... but we need those^ Questions answered...

ANyways... Welcome to the untied States of America, the greatest country to EVER grace this earth...

---

And a warning to you sissy...

People on here REALY don't like people who post fake garbage... Most people assume EVERYTHING posted in this Fourm is Fake Garbage... You will be treated like a dog in Saudi...

Now, if you have the pactience, this is the place to be... Just ignore those who are Discurtious, and answer those who ask honest questions...

[edit on 7/29/2008 by TKainZero]




I took picture in wood today. camera is used is digital computer camera. time around 200. i give you hug from my people to you. thank you all. i am very proud today.



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 02:48 PM
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Originally posted by chips
Wow... nice photo, Borat.

I found the original; looks like yours has been cropped.



I'm forwarding this to Alex Jones.

Dziękują.



that is you. i am very handsome and i dont look like frog.



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 02:52 PM
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My face just turned into a fish. Help, does anyone know of an alien ray that can do this to a person? please...



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 02:53 PM
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If its a fake its a decent one. Yakov Schmirnov would be proud. I wonder where UFo is in Lmaoistan?



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 02:57 PM
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Here's the 'UFO' closer up.




So far I would say the only thing suspicious about this thread is the fact that Sissypants can bearly utter a sentence of proper english, yet knows how to upload an image to the internet (imageshack) with ease, and then provide the link here.


i like hot dog, baseball, and preety american woman.


pics good, but i smell a rat.

[edit on 29-7-2008 by NightVision]



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 02:59 PM
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Am I the only one with the suspision that sissypants79 is a sock puppet account of skepticsnake?

Mabye im wrong here but there is just something about the two that seem similar.

[edit on 29-7-2008 by gimme_some_truth]



posted on Jul, 29 2008 @ 03:04 PM
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I meant only to mock his a$$ by making the fun of his blatent fakery, do not suspect me please


[edit on 29-7-2008 by skepticsnake]



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