Ascended messages from SUCKMYGUFF

My Dear Friends

I have today been given permission to reveal secret messages recieved through heightened spiritual channelification (only recieved by specially enlightened ones like myself - in fact just me in the whole World) from the beloved ascended being masters (also known as the Klinkers from Gluteus Maximus in the Sphinctonian Nebula) who form the ascended galactic space federation of the:

Space Universe Cosmos Kinship of Magnificent Yahweh and General Unmitigated Feckwittery Federation (SUCKMYGUFF) TM

I first realised I was The One chosen to reveal the plans of the enlightened galactic space master love beings to the World when, after a particularly traumatic session with my Psychiatrist, the space beings hyperintertransdimensionalgalactic messages started seeping into/out of my head as I repeatedly smashed it into the wall of my padded room.

No one was more surprised than I as they told me to set up a website telling people to send $15 now for the latest in these important messages regarding the future of the ascention transformations of the human spiritual being in the galactic space time continuum anti gravity zero point discharge Tesla coil confibrulator mechanism.....

To find out more about the ascention transformations of the human spiritual being in the galactic space time continuum anti gravity zero point discharge Tesla coil confibrulator mechanism send $15 now, to my intergalactic space name & transdimensional space coordinates:

Ascention Reality Space Entity (ARSE) Klinker, c/o SUCKMYGUFF, Gluteus Maximus, Sphinctonian Nebula, Outer Space, The Universe



PS - I REALLY hate those fecking ascended a*holes who post drivel like this all over the boards.

However, if you would still like to send $15 I can provide an Earth address instead - it'll save you on the postage

I'm not hating on you, but sorry you should be banned. This is why ATS/BTS has become the way it has. I'm not gonna waste any more time on this thread.

reply to post by hawaiigurl



The reason ATS has become it has is because of all of the transcendental baloney & other quasi religious & scientific nonsense that gets posted.

Having a sense of humour & making fun of guff helps to alieviate the negative connotations that being associated with it develop.

reply to post by hawaiigurl


umm I think he's posting this as a joke, that's the reason it's in the joke forum.

[edit on 25-7-2008 by _Phoenix_]