Who wants to pay me to be a virtual millionaire?

Here it is folks and exclusive contest that everyone has a chance to win.

Eligibility:
I will not descriminate anyone from entering this contest. Anyone from The Above Network is eligible.

Contest:

A lot of people here do not understand the type of person I am. This is a thread or contest if you will to help myself to understand the members here a little better. I have been told that I have no worth. I might agree with a lot of you. I am a worthless soul with no reason for existence. I am "homeless" if you will. Trying to find a "home" or forum here on this great site that better suits me. I am looking for guidance.

Each entry will consist of members of ATS, BTS, ETC. or anyone for that matter of The Above Network

10 lucky winners will be selected daily for 100,000 days.
274 years or death. Which ever comes first.

Each entry is free, you may enter as many times as you want. Each star every post gets will constitute as an entry. The winners will be hand selected by the members of my staff, (my children, ages 12, and 9) and will be required to pay me a virtual $1.00.

Disqualifications: anything that does not comply with the terms and conditions of the website which you can cleary identify yourself with here. www.abovetopsecret.com...

With all that said:

The winners will be selected by giving me answers to this question:

If you were to give me "a piece of your mind", what would it be?

All winners will be notified by a U2U.

[edit on 20-7-2008 by lovepens1]

I don't have a dollar; virtual or otherwise but you can have 10 of my highly valuable, collectible ATS points. Fair enough trade?

I don't know you or your postings so the only "piece of my mind" I will impart is this: Go with God, brother.

reply to post by whitewave


I really need a better clarification of the term god for your entry to post validity.

Who's god? Mine? Yours? Are you assuming that we both have the same definition of god?

Thank you though for your honest response.

Um I'm not exactly sure what your talking about.

Please clarify, and I'm not sure how many people will actually send you money.

So Im a ninja.

reply to post by 5ealchris


Perfect entry!

To clarify it's a virtual $1.00

all winners will be notified by u2u.

reply to post by 5ealchris


I have been known to not have the most popular post on some people's threads, if you click on my name you can follow some of my posts that don't go over to well with a lot of people or mods for that matter.

This is your chance to have a piece of me if you will. I'm ok with it, and am willing to laugh at myself a bit. Just wish others would do the same. I hope this clarifies any questions you may have.

Ahh that makes more since.

Wanna beer ya hated bastard?:w:

Or maybe you could worship my ninjaness

Or if you dont like those you can

A: be shot

B: be famed

or C: get attacked by a dancing banana

reply to post by 5ealchris


Absolutely beautiful!

a entry with choices! Now that is creative man.

Amendum to the contest. Each star each member gets counts as an entry.

I will update contest rules.

Good luck all!

Originally posted by 5ealchris
Wanna beer ya hated bastard?:w:

Are you seriously asking someone that has at the very least consumed 50,000 beers in their lifetime if they want another one?

Aren't we supposed to deny boredom in here?

The question alone was boring, but does not discredit your entry!

Cheers!

reply to post by lovepens1


If I give you another piece of my mind will it cost me another 10 points?

keep your points

I just want a "piece of your mind."

I'm building my own version of frankenstein.

Just at least another piece that you can live without.

It only cost $1.00 virtual dollar if you win anyway.

[edit on 20-7-2008 by lovepens1]

Is it me or does it seem like nobody has any "pieces of mind" left here?

I see many members online. Mindless members? let me know.

[edit on 20-7-2008 by lovepens1]

while we wait for more entries...

Keep in mind,

Moderators are welcome to enter.

I'm sorry but I won't be giving you a piece of my mind. Due to the fact that I have several misfiring cylinders and require medications for mood stabilization I'm sorry to say that I can't spare any quantity of my mind. I am also sure that you would be less than pleased with the quality due to the misfiring cylinders.

I also need ever bit of "Peace of mind" that I can get a hold of as well so I'm sorry but I'll need to deny your request.

Misfiring cylinders are even better.

I'd love to hear what the stray bullets entail.

I'll take the "piece of mine" and offer it back to you when It's been entered into the contest.

[edit on 20-7-2008 by lovepens1]

Originally posted by lovepens1

Are you seriously asking someone that has at the very least consumed 50,000 beers in their lifetime if they want another one?

Aren't we supposed to deny boredom in here?

The question alone was boring, but does not discredit your entry!

Cheers!

Well no wonder your hated. My grandpa taught me never to turn down a drink and I never have.

but Im sure 1 more wont hurt.

And if your not up for beer I can do mixed drinks also.


I like this thread STARRED AND FLAGGED.

If this is an entry, I am confused as to which "piece of your mind" you are giving me.

The one saturated with mixed drinks or beer?

Please elaborate for this to qualify as an entry.

1 more? You think I'm done drinking?

That would make me a fool!

[edit on 20-7-2008 by lovepens1]

You cant have any of my mind... and now you owe me 10 virtual dollars for my time reading this. Thanks!

Weak entry,

but an entry none the less.

I believe you have a U2U. Time is running out today. And prizes are running short!

[edit on 21-7-2008 by lovepens1]