If a Genie gave you the 3 wishes.....

What would you do if a Genie gave you the 3 wishes for finding her and rubbing on her bottle???

Me, it would go something like this.

1) Give me the power to heal all creatures, mice to men.

2)Let me use both sides of my brain at the sane time, hence, super genius!!!

3)Make some Saudi king give me a billion dollars.

Yep, that otta do it!!!!

1 absolute knowledge of everything in the universe.

2 absolute power over everything in the universe.

3 absolute power over time.

That ought to cover it

We are all familiar of the concept of the genie that grants three wishes.
The popular stories always end up with the beneficiary of the gifts being the victim of the (cruel) genie´s cleverness. The genie would always the wish either very literally, or misuse the wording so that it would deliver very unpleasant results upon it´s fulfillment.

If YOU were to be granted three wishes by a genie, would you accept them? And if so, how would you approach the wishes so as not to be tricked into wishing yourself into a nasty situation?



I for one would definitely take the wishes. I would be extremely careful though, and if a condition was to make the wishes immediately I would decline.

Anyway, here is my first attempt at three thought out wishes:



FIRST WISH
I wish that my following two wishes be fulfilled in the way I have envisioned right now.

SECOND WISH
I wish that any results of my next wish can be undone completely by myself at my own will, while the intentions of my first wish remain fulfilled.

THIRD WISH
I wish to as good at everything I do as I choose.


Feel free to criticise my attempt (as I know you will ), and I look forward to seeing how you guys tackle this!

EDIT: typo

[edit on 28-7-2008 by Psychopump]

good thread.

1. psychic ablilites of all types.

2. money.

3. the ability to turn invisible.

Well lets see.

1 I can have as many wishes as I want.

2 That you will do the wishes to how I envisoned(sorry I had steal that one but it was too good not to list)

Then after that I'd just use my unlimted wishes to get what i want when i want it.

1. To become the God of Madness- as a diety, I could not die, and plus as the god of madness, I would not only be a part of destruction, but also creation.

2. Obviously my own cult- not only would I become a religious power, but a political force as well. Cringe Scientologists and Christians, Cringe!!

3. Free Cheese for everyone!- Wait...no cheese, scratch that, But that would also be a celebration if you don't like cheese.

1. Wish That I Could Spawn Anything Anywhere I want With The Power Of My Mind.

2. Knowing If God Is real.

3. Being A Good Singer (:

Aha, I wanna Be Able To Sing Better

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My Genies Not Traditionally Like That.