An ATS member asked me the time

An ATS member asked me the time,
"It is about 3.30pm" I said.
"About, can you be more clear on that? " they said.
"Well, it's actually 3.33pm now" I said.
"Now" they said. "So, you're changing tack are you"
A second ATS member came along ...
"If you told them it is 3.33pm have you got any evidence to support that?" they said.
"Yeah, I was going to ask that" said the other ATS member.
"But, you asked me the time?" I said.
"Hey" said another ATS member "he's wearing a watch"
"OMG" said the other ATS member "You can’t trust people wearing watches to tell you the time you know"
"I agree, he is probably a Mason" said another ATS member. “I’ve heard that all Masons wear watches”
“I’m not a Mason” I said.
“See, I knew he was a Mason” said the earlier ATS member.
“He could be part of that watch cult I read about on the internet” said another ATS member who had just arrived.
“Do you have a link for that” said the other ATS member.
“No, why do you ask? Are you a Mason like that watch wearer?” said the ATS member.
“He’s not a Mason, he is the leader of that new watch cult” said the other ATS member.
“I am not the leader of any watch cult” I said.
“Have you any evidence to prove you’re not the leader of a watch cult? I mean, you are wearing a watch so that kina proves it doesn’t it?” said another ATS member.
“And it is black” said the other ATS member “Everyone knows that black is linked to Satanism and it has strange symbols on it”
“They are numbers” I said.
“Yeah, like I said, strange symbols” they said.
“They look like Alien symbols to me” said another ATS member who had just arrived. “Is he Alien?”
“Probably, he is a Mason, so that proves it” they replied.
“Is 3.33pm when the Aliens are going to arrive?” said the new ATS member.
“No, it’s just the time it was when that ATS member asked me the time” I said.
“3.33pm isn’t the time now, that is the number of beast or something” said another ATS member.
“No, that is 666, and of course the time isn‘t 3.33pm now, time has passed since that ATS member asked me the time” I said.
“Don’t believe him” another ATS member said “he is part of some watch wearing spin off Masonic cult that only wears black … and watches”
“Maybe he is half the beast, that is why he worships the 333 and has it tattooed on his wrist” said another ATS member.
“I don’t have a tattoo of 333 on my wrist, it is a watch and that was the time” I said.
I left.
When the ATS members noticed I had left …
“Oh, I see, he’s gone has he, no evidence for his watch theories though. Like anyone is going to believe you can tell the time by wearing a watch”. they said.
“But time doesn’t exist does it?” said the last ATS member when everyone else had gone.



[edit on 17-7-2008 by UFOpsychiczebra]

ok, i like to think im quite intelligent so ill prentend to have totally understood that post???

you got the time??

Originally posted by cosmicstorm
ok, i like to think im quite intelligent so ill prentend to have totally understood that post???

you got the time??

It's about 3.30pm.

OK, that was cool.
Yes I totally got it.
Extremely funny..

Good one, nice take on the debunkers on this site.

(good god I hope thats what he was getting at!)

Originally posted by whatukno

Good one, nice take on the debunkers on this site.

(good god I hope thats what he was getting at!)

In part.

You get the idea.

did you get that fwd in an email and just kinda ad lib it?


i hate getting fwds....


/hates

I loved this and think pretty much everyone has found themselves sucked into a discussion like that on here before or at least witnessed one.

Good job!

Originally posted by Lysergic
did you get that fwd in an email and just kinda ad lib it?


i hate getting fwds....


/hates

No. I wrote it myself.

Originally posted by AshleyD
I loved this and think pretty much everyone has found themselves sucked into a discussion like that on here before or at least witnessed one.

Good job!

Thanks Ashley.

A very keen observation on the general types that one is likely to encounter in the ATS area. I found myself nodding and going "Yep, seen that reaction before and that one and that one." Well done! Hmm, perhaps a sequel maybe in order?

lol: Very witty, and observant.

reply to post by blupblup


Thanks.