[HOAX]Help something strange is happing to me...[HOAX]

reply to post by Minael2007


Perhaps a read through the entire thread would suffice?

Originally posted by jamiejerkins
Suddenly I saw this really bright light and I guess I passed out.

Typical alien stuff.

Originally posted by jamiejerkins
My body began to get pulled out of the machine then everything went black. I woke up curled up in the shower in my apartment. Unless I am somehow sleep walking I am not sure what went on.

Hmmm... sounds like what happens to me except for the catscan machine and that I hear voices 24/7 from a "psychic". I get my nightly liquor so I can get to sleep (otherwise I don't sleep with weird noises coming out of me) and then I wake up and the bathroom fan is on, the kitchen light is on, and I'm turned in my bed 180 degrees with the blanket in the kitchen sink.

Originally posted by jamiejerkins
I just moved out of my parents house and into a small apartment building downtown. Now the apartment is fine it is just some strange things are happing to me. It all started last friday. I was as home watching re-runs of Greek on my laptop when it happen. Suddenly I saw this really bright light and I guess I passed out. I had a strange dream that I was in some type of round thing. Like those catscan machines. I couldnt move at all. My whole body was numb. My body began to get pulled out of the machine then everything went black. I woke up curled up in the shower in my apartment. Unless I am somehow sleep walking I am not sure what went on. Yesterday night the same thing happen again, I saw the white light then bam I woke up on I think a steel table. A bunch of wires were conected to me. I mean really conected they dug straight into my skin. Freaking out I tried to sit up but I just couldnt move. Then I feel a sharp pain in my foot and I pass out again. I woke up in my laptop chair. I have some very strange marking on my foot now. I am dead serious and scared! Does anyone know what is going on. I have been spending the last couple nights over at my boyfriends and nothing has happen. So it only happens when I am alone which freaks me out even more.

[edit on 17-7-2008 by jamiejerkins]


okay, and if this is a hoax why is it being posted?
[edit on 7-17-2008 by Springer]

reply to post by ToolFanMael


A couple of reasons it's being left up right now.

First, many people besides the hoaxer have posted here, and there my be some tangent questions or observations that are worthwhile to some members.

And secondly it serves the same purpose as Vlad The Impaler putting executed criminals along the roads into his kingdom; it's a warning to those contemplating a hoax.

Originally posted by nineteenseventyeight

Originally posted by contactee

They don't like cameras or camera phones.

[edit on 17-7-2008 by contactee]

totally ignoring the fact this thread is infact a wind-up, how do you know they dont like cameras or camera phones?

ps. i could do my own amusing quip about the lack of credible pictures by way of evidence of existence, but i'd not stoop so low..

well, it's just a theory...

Originally posted by NGC2736
reply to post by ToolFanMael

 

And secondly it serves the same purpose as Vlad The Impaler putting executed criminals along the roads into his kingdom; it's a warning to those contemplating a hoax.

I love it, simply love it.

hehe, be wary of posting hoax threads here, or you might find your head on a stick!

I'm not being sarcastic either.

Only thing , you may wanna throw the hoax tags up on the title thread, because you know alot of people read the OP then just go ahead and post, even if the thread is 7 pages long.

So maybe put up the Hoax Tags, to warn thier buddies, but leave the thread open so we can kick this feeble attempt around a little bit, until we're good and satisfied.

I love it too how everyone over at boob-tube says yea go post that on ATS, they'll believe anything. I think not. I believe we are open minded, but to a point, and if something even smells a little bit, it's gonna get dissected, even if someone has to scour the entire internet to find the exact picture this lamo used. Well not that it was hard, they didn't cover thier tracks well.

One question is the OP banned? I would imagine so, but I wish you'd give them a chance to dig a deeper hole, I'd love to here thier explination for the pictures, hehe. It'd probably go something like this...

"Well I uhhmm, I, uhh, well, you know, uhmm well, but it's under my paties line, that should have had you all begging and drooling incoherently, and unable to figure out my ruse."

Seriously the way she pushed the pictures angle the second time after no one had asked her/him to provide them, it peaked my hoax o meter.

Then when she said she awoke only in her bra and panties in the shower, the meter topped off.

Then the post that the pic will be cropped "BIG TIME" because it's below her underwear, my hoax-o-meter busted.

Great find though 78' star for you.

EDIT**, OK I see the hoax tags are up, good deal!

[edit on 17-7-2008 by Nola213]

reply to post by tezzajw


I must say tezzajw should get a big applause (bonus points) for making efforts to drag the hoaxer into a honey pot.

Ok posing as a semi naked shy girl with an alien story and googled pics does not work here on ATS, we guys need something more solid like radar data from scientists from MUFON and more to believe anything ......

Originally posted by NGC2736
reply to post by ToolFanMael

 

And secondly it serves the same purpose as Vlad The Impaler putting executed criminals along the roads into his kingdom; it's a warning to those contemplating a hoax.

Got to love the response and attitude, lol, leave their heads on London Bridge.

Will the OP be banned, hope so...

This stinks, I thought I had finally found someone with a similar experience.

If the OP isn't banned, I would say this is a good learning opportunity.

I.E. - Why did you create this hoax? What did you hope to get out of it?

Personally, I'm glad it's a hoax. Too scary for my liking.

Only times things like this happen to me are when I drink too much, go to sleep, and wake up with something different. (IE I only black out after I go to sleep... it's weird.)

reply to post by tezzajw

Hello guys, Ive read this entire post and find it extremely interesting. I have always been a believer of aliens and I find this thread a little out of this world. I read that most of you have had these experiences well sleeping, and I have had many of those as well. When I was with my exboyfriend I had dreams many times of aliens abducting him from his home and I had even tried to stop them from taking him by grabbing onto his feet. Although the most recent I have to say is the strangest. You guys have said that you were sleeping, but this happened to me during the day I was not feeling well and decided to stay inside and I was sitting on my bed reading a book when I got this strange out of body experience and my spirit I should say or my spiritual body was on the roof of my house and a large mechanical ship was hovering over me that seemed to be quite irradecent or slightly invisible as if it were having a hard time showing itself completely too me. I believe it came from a portal that is outside earths atmosphere but the strangest thing was that this Alien ship had wires that were attached to my spiritual body and Im beginning to believe that we are constantly connected to this species and that it isnt something to fear at all because I have had things happen to me to indicate that Aliens are not our enemies but rather friends of the planet and are there to make serious changes, if anyone has had a visual while awake please contact me.

Bored Virginia Farm Boys at it again.The name Jamie Jerkins was a clue.As for the bra and panties stuff should have set the alarm bells that someone was taking the piss and pissing themselves laughing.I can pretty thick at times but even I got it was a hoax straight off.As if you would talk about your undercrackers to complete strangers after being traumatised by aliens?

whats so offensive about talking about "underwear" dealing with alien abduction?

If I was abducted, I don't think I would care much to mention wearing "underwear" in something so bad like that happening.

what are we living in the 1700's?

reply to post by buds84


The OP username was the first suspect

apologies to Crakeur for the profanity.

i wonder if this thread will go the same distance as the issac caret hoax?

Originally posted by buds84
whats so offensive about talking about "underwear" dealing with alien abduction?

If I was abducted, I don't think I would care much to mention wearing "underwear" in something so bad like that happening.

what are we living in the 1700's?

Well,generally,young teenage girls would'nt say that.That was the first clue it was a bloke.

Seriously, this thread can serve a purpose.

What do you think people hope to gain from hoaxing?

1) Personal entertainment? It doesn't seem that funny to me, but that might just be me. I can't imagine the person whose life is so empty they get kicks putting a hoax on the internet and then laughing at the responses.

2) Attention? I guess some people are so lonely they will take feeling important any way they can, including putting a fake claim on the internet.

3) Disinfo? While a real possibility I suppose, you would think they would put some effort into it. Or do they want to make everyone who makes a claim seem like a loony.

I don't know what the case is. What does everyone think?

reply to post by Trexter Ziam


Now why in the hell would anyone go to a "psychiarist" ????

Someone asked "Why hoax?". Let me answer that.

Suppose you are the wolf. Suppose that you don't want the townspeople to know that you actually ARE stealing the sheep. Suppose all you have to do is to keep them occupied long enough, and then it won't matter if they know about you or not. All you would have to do is get that little boy to cry "wolf" one too many times. Not hard really.

Here's some wisdom: Look for what people are "hoaxing", then examine the stories like the fake one just a LITTLE harder, and what you notice.