Bin Laden's Whereabouts Finally Remote Viewed

According to the newly formed, ultra top secret Golden Eagle Brigade
- a group of elite remote viewers that includes alien channels-
they have given the coordinates of Bin Laden.

The evil Bin Laden is located 19.4 miles southwest of Kafir Kala -near the
border of Afghanistan. Kafir Kala is an old broken down adobe stronghold
often used by Afghan rebels. Bin Laden is being supplied by the local
warlord chief named Hakim Khan. He is the chief of a Kuzzil Islam tribe
who is very hostile to westerners.
Hakim employs his closest men to
caravan to Bin Laden who resides in a large cave that has a few small mud beehive ovens located just outside the cave.

Sorry but I am not at liberty to discuss details of the Golden Eagle Brigade
-remote viewing group-this is after all ATS.
Just to say that this
group has gone so far beyond the likes of Ed Dames who lacks the courage and acute sensibilities to do this.

Well, if ATS is watched by spooks, you just got a Reaper all itching to go on the runway fully armed from Kandahar.

Will wait to see if this pans out in the news over the next few days.

Why is it that every thing ATS members receive is supposed to be ultra-top-secret, and yet, they somehow still know about it and are willing to give us enough details to make it believable, but not likely?

Yeah, get that strike force fired up and do it!
GO! GO! GO!

Try to take him alive though, let's hear him squeal.
Plus he may sing and name some names of western traitors
that helped him.

Wait! I just had a remote viewing myself!!! Bin Ladin is asleep right now. What? It looks like he is in the Lincoln Bedroom. (White House)


Can it Be?

Oh and by the way, once the newspaper headlines read,

Osama Bin Laden Found!

in a few weeks. Remember you heard it first here and
I will give the spooks the Bank routing number for the
50 MILLION REWARD!!!
Yeah, Baby! It's the power of
THE GALACTIC ALLIANCE!!!

I'm not sure which I find harder to believe - thinking that Bin Laden was really the mastermind behind 9/11, or thinking that a secret society of remote viewers have located his withering remains somewhere before the military pulled that card.

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If a screenwriter or novelist wrote a 9-11 type of story would it be
believable that the President and Vice President would send a special plane around the US to pick up stray Bin Ladens?
To this day I find that unbelievable-yet it happened.

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that's not so unbelievable. The Bin-Ladens are family friends, and they were looking out for their family/business interests.

reply to post by GalacticAlliance

Sorry but I am not at liberty to discuss details of the Golden Eagle Brigade

Ok that's fine, but how did you come by this information. Do you have internet sources? Or do you have first hand knowledge of this?

Originally posted by GalacticAlliance
According to the newly formed, ultra top secret Golden Eagle Brigade
- a group of elite remote viewers that includes alien channels-
they have given the coordinates of Bin Laden.

Dude, Osama isn't real, that funny funny man you know is just a hologram.
Well, this isn't exactly 100% true because his beard...the beard is real.
So technically he's a hologram with a beard attached.

I won't go into details here because this is some serious uber above top secret ultra black stuff or something ...not for your eyes for sure, I presume.

I'm not quite sure how remote viewing works, but if they did see Bin Laden hiding out in his cave ... how did they determine the coordinates precisely? Particularly since he is in an area that lacks distinctive characteristics?

Can we get some sort of source or where you got this information from?

Our government is gonna milk that one to the end. Even if he dies for real, his usefulness to their agenda will not.

[edit on 15-7-2008 by astronomine]

Hold it... let me tune in a bit more... ok, a little to the left... ok... I'm getting a picture now... yes, thats... thats it... I see Bin Laden now... and yes... he's where I thought he is... In the Bush compound in Paraguay, sipping margueritas and sleeping with Margarita. He cut his beard though, which is why nobody else could remote view him. That and the Hefner pijamas.

Yes, I am skeptical of the OP.

Finally?

Doesn't fly.

People attempt remote viewing all the time. I've even dabbled in it, although my accuracy is a bit off.

I don't believe the "finally" aspect of the post. Nor do I believe the particulars. RV is not entirely accurate. I don't care who does it. It's all filtered through the brain, and doubt clouds it.

Originally posted by astronomine
how did they determine the coordinates precisely?

That's exactly what I was thinking. I really doubt the validity of the claim being made anyhow, but from what I understand of remote viewing how in the hell would one determine exactly where it is in terms of coordinates. I don't think it would be possible. Unless of course we are dealing with android remote viewers who have the nice coordinate readout imbedded in their visual cortex system, and that is even more far fetched that was has already been proposed.

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Since this is ATS after all, you should realize that we generally don't take someone's word. Especially since they claims you or anyone else make are by anonymous strangers. If you really intend to have anyone believe what you have stated, we expect something to be posted to back up your claims. Frankly, Bin Ladin being captured or not being captured within the next few weeks won't tell us anything. If the government was involved in 9/11, and they probably were, they probably already know where he is and don't give a damn. So, I'm not crying hoax, but at least give us something that we could potentially verify as being true.

[edit on 15-7-2008 by Osiris1953]

Originally posted by Zepherian
He cut his beard though, which is why nobody else could remote view him.

Oh noes, no way!! He did?
God help us now!
Now all that's left is an uber evil hologram trying to destroy us all.
Science, science, what hast thou donest!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by astronomine
how did they determine the coordinates precisely? Particularly since he is in an area that lacks distinctive characteristics?

A pendulum and a map, usually. Dowsing rods are way too crude to be useful at that scale.

Edit: Suppose I could give a bit more detail for those who might not be familiar. (Though I'm sure most of you are...)

Dowsing rods are great for use on a 1-to-1 scale. Being able to walk an area with the rods and have them cross when you're over what you're looking for. Useful for oil, power lines, water (and plumbing), and, of course, ley lines.

Pendulums, on the other hand, are better when you're working with a difference of scale. Generally a brass plum-bob or equivalent, hanging from a short length of chain, moving over a map. The dowser can generally get a linear oscillation under some circumstances, or a radial oscillation under others. (Suppose it's different for different people. Some swing in arcs by default and circles when they're on target, and some vice versa... or it could be N/S oscillation vs E/W) Very useful for maps, diagrams, blueprints, circuits, etc.

[edit on 7/16/2008 by JoshNorton]

[edit on 7/16/2008 by JoshNorton]

Originally posted by GalacticAlliance
According to the newly formed, ultra top secret Golden Eagle Brigade
- a group of elite remote viewers that includes alien channels-
they have given the coordinates of Bin Laden.

The evil Bin Laden is located 19.4 miles southwest of Kafir Kala -near the
border of Afghanistan. Kafir Kala is an old broken down adobe stronghold
often used by Afghan rebels. Bin Laden is being supplied by the local
warlord chief named Hakim Khan. He is the chief of a Kuzzil Islam tribe
who is very hostile to westerners.
Hakim employs his closest men to
caravan to Bin Laden who resides in a large cave that has a few small mud beehive ovens located just outside the cave.

Sorry but I am not at liberty to discuss details of the Golden Eagle Brigade
-remote viewing group-this is after all ATS.
Just to say that this
group has gone so far beyond the likes of Ed Dames who lacks the courage and acute sensibilities to do this.

We at the Black Crow Brigade challenge you in a remote viewing stand off! Meet us at...you know where...

Total bull#.

Those money wretched bigots don't have a clue which man their daughters sucking every next hour let alone someone no military of the world combined has caught with all the worlds combined secret intelligence and technology.

Nice one



No westerner DARES go anywhere there without friggin military backup because they are scared #less knowing fully well, that unless they've been called as part of journalism, they'll only come back headless. Fully armed men don't even travel in single trooper units, dammit. Take it from someone who has been there for once.

Anyone can sit on a map and make up shenanigans about "such and such is here" after a drunken spin of your finger anywhere in the little internationally known and little populated area's of Afghanistan. My little 2 year old is clever to actually ask before making up bogey lies.

That is statistically the dumbest and most dangerous place for him to be at, even a half dumb moron who actually knows anything about Afghanistan knows that. The combined military has totally raided and bombarded the crap out of the place many many times with nothing, zilch, nada.



Osama can be found no where but in Cheney's double king size water bed 15th of every month, as his special old age treat... with a few young cheap whores taken from here and there. Until they have to change the plan, that is.

I wonder who'll get the last bumming...

I'm talking of his corpse BTW.

I'm gonna go off-topic here, but I wanted to tell you all something very weird that happened when I was on my 8th grade trip to Washington D.C.

Okay, so our group was inside of the Washington monument looking out of the windows on each side (cuz that's basically all you can do) lol

All of a sudden some official-looking officers of some sort (they were foreign, though) came and told us that we had to leave the monument.

Turns out that some high-positioned leader or something (foreign as well) wanted to "tour" the monument privately...so we all had to get out of his way :-(

Well....turns out...he didn't even go in. He flew his helicopter around the monument and then left. lol

Okay, back to the topic!