Nachos Beer and Aliens

I did a search on this subject and the only thing that came back was a reference to a thread that I used the words like nachos and beer and didn't pertain to this, so I started a new thread.

That being said.

Given the fact that nobody knows what the aliens eat. In fact, if they even eat at all. It could be photosyntheses, maybe they hook a hose in their nose once a day and get nutrition that way. maybe it's a whole day's or months or hell for that matter maybe a year's worth of nutrition in something as small as the size of a stick of gum. They treat their food like we treat electronics. It keeps getting smaller.

What the heck do you think they would eat if they can taste, if they came or when they got here, nachos, beer, or....

...your thoughts please.

They blend up people, and then paint it on there body absorbing the nutrients. I do not know if they add flavor packets to it, or Velveta.
I would drink beer if I were a Alien.





[edit on 5-7-2008 by dntwastetime]

reply to post by dntwastetime


I'm not limiting this to just nachos or beer. Any combination of food.

Some may like provolone instead of cheesewhiz on a philly cheese steak.

reply to post by gauncents


bird seed and canned eel farts.

Nachos and beer would be for humans WATCHING the movie "ALIEN".

For an alien, I would assume it depends on the species and where they originate from.
Highly unlikely they would consume any of the mass produced "FRANKENFOOD" from planet earth.
More than likely, they combine raw nutrients based on the needs of their own bodies either from here or where ever they came from, or a combination of both.
Consider the differences between alien species that are spoken of, and you should get an idea of perhaps what nutrients they require.

Originally posted by applebiter
canned eel farts.

That is some quality stuff. If left in can long enough, it creates an eel fart oil.

It's good for their grey, pale colored skin.

reply to post by RubyGloom


kind of like how robocop eats. Nutrients in a cup.

Better yet, if they had teeth, nutrients in toothpaste.

Take care of it all at the same time.

I could buy junk food being the secret weapon against aliens. There's no way anything bought at the local 711 can be good for us, much less something that knows not the TRUE meaning of 'greaseburger".


But yea, I'd say beer would do the same thing to them as it does to me.

Imagine the "drunk obnoxious hits on your g/f" gray alien...haha

you would need these

*Hands goggles to drunk obnoxious horny alien*

Here, ol bud.....do us ALLLL a favor.
*points alien toward the unwanteds*

"hey baby wanna ride in muh ship?"

ROFL