Great Bumper Stickers

Jesus loves you! Everyone else thinks your an asshole.

try Jesus, if you dont like him the devil will always take you back.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

I wish my lawn was EMO, so it would cut itself (:!

I actually KNOW Jack #.

Shoot First Security: We ask questions......later

Urban Sprawl -- Cut down all the trees and name streets after them.

When the Rapture comes, can I have your car?

Keep Honking, I'm reloading

Gun Contol Means - Using Both Hands.

Drugs Lead Nowhere - But It's The Scenic Route

Where The Hell - Is Easy Street?

Jesus Is Coming - Look Busy

Driver Carries No Cash - He's Married

On a SUV full of screaming kids .... "I suffer from a sexually transmitted disease........ Children!"

license plate holder on cop's motorcycle:
"smile, I could be behind you"

Gun control is - hitting what you aim at.

Democrats make better lovers. Who ever heard of a good piece of elephant?
Source

Best one I ever saw..when I was 13 years old, and I never forgot it some 24 years later..

EAT RIGHT, LIVE WELL...DIE ANYWAY.

One of my favorites:

Jesus saves, pass's to gredski, shoots, scoressssssss.

a good one i saw but haven't been able to find a source:

big capital letters
"WALMART SUCKS"
smaller letters below that
". . . the life from your town"

Some of my favs,

Men Have Feelings Too, But Who Really Cares??"

And this one is a must for all girls,

"Women Are Great Leaders, You're Following One NOW"

Also

Honk if you`ve never seen an uzi fired out the back of a car window.


[edit on 30-6-2008 by asala]

reply to post by asala




Now Asala, admit it, you have at least one sticker on your car that says something like..

"I brake for Shoe Sales"...

Some are a hoot posted here.

This is one that I designed and printed for my car a few years back.

Ass Gass Or Grass Bumper Sticker

[edit on 30-6-2008 by MrMysticism]

a day without sunshine is like night

always be sincere. even when you don't mean it

baby in boot

boycott shampoo! demand real poo

constipated people don't give a crap
don't follow me, im lost

i used to bbe indesicice, now im not sure

why be difficult. be impossible

your lucky number is 32345543423225. look for it every where

The best one I've seen in awhile said "Cthulu 2008. Why vote for a lesser evil".

Another is "I'm having an out of money experience".

My all time favorite, though, from years ago, was "Warning, I brake for hallucinations".

some good ones there,

I just right SLAP! or WTF in the dirt