News Flash

Attention readers:
This morning when I left the house I accidentally left the patio door open. Consequently, the house warmed by 2.5 degrees Fahrenheit. I am actively seeking a solution for this problem. I will post further bulletins as events warrant.
So far the following measures have been taken:
1. I have closed the patio door.
2. To alleviate the heat rise, I have also decided to turn the air conditioner on. If this has any effect, I will let you know.
3. The house is still above optimal temperature specifications. I have decided to turn on the ceiling fan.
Sorry for my absence. When I returned to my house from the store, my house had returned to a comfterable 73.52 degrees. I thank you all for your support during this crisis, and plan on installing an alarm on my patio door to ensure this never happens again.
[edit on 30-6-2008 by Zezima]

[edit on 30-6-2008 by Zezima]

[edit on 30-6-2008 by Zezima]

Thanks for that all important news flash. Be sure to keep us updated, we're on the edges of our seats. Seriously, that was funny. Thanks.

Did you remember to lock the patio door ?

If not.... where do you keep the tin foil ....its hot here and I
ran out of tinfoil ?

On behalf of the moderating staff of ATS I hope all goes well and this crisis is resolved with minimal loss of life/sweating.

reply to post by watch_the_rocks


I am not sweating, although my dog is abnormally panting.

I love summer. I love to hear it, feel it and smell it. I say go for it....

open those patio doors and windows and let the summer air flow over you.


Rush

Your dog's abnormally panting?
That is not good at all.
Take him to a vet he might have an exotic disease.